I literally got my money clip out of a Christmas cracker
I was moving some furniture around the house a couple of weeks ago and found a high end cracker behind a bookcase.
So I opened it and the gift was the clip.
Always quiet fancied one so thought is was fate the cracker had delivered.
Not living up to expectations really though, to start with you need £50 or more in £10 notes as anything less falls out all the time. So I get £100 worth of £10 notes and now I have a nice fat clip.
Next problem is I never use money, not meaning to sound like the Queen here but I don't. Everything goes on a debit or credit card. Paying builders and car valeting are all I use it for. So I have this £100 and don't really know what to do with it.
Final issue is that I keep freaking out and thinking I've lost it, and I know I will loose it as its too small and unfamiliar, so I keep the bloody thing in my wallet
I would never have made a good Wise Guy!
That's brilliant.