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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:50 
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(a) Millibean is a tedious tedefest twathead

(b) what the fuck are these stupid questions? "Why does the Labour party demonise working class people who are higher rate tax payers"?! When the fuck has that happened? Or is this about Myleen Klass?

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Took Ed a good while to reference bankers. Two minutes.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:52 
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Bankers are cunts though.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:53 
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Ed's not doing too badly, but Cameron, whilst a gigantic cuntbag, is a much better public speaker. Clearly Ed's parents should have spent more on his education.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Christ Kay is annoying - and interrupting Ed a lot more than she did Cameron. BIASED BIASNESS.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:54 
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I think the answer to your question B is "Since politicians could be guaranteed to crowbar in a crowd pleasing reference out of context of whatever question is raised".

If I'm going to get the same answer to every question I may as well ask what his favorite type of off the shelf custard is.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:55 
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Jesus, Burley is trying to turn this into This Morning now.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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I would totally vote for custard.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:56 
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Milliband is actually making an attempt to answer at least part of the question at times, but the questions are fucking ludicrous. David fucking milliband? Who gives a shit?


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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I think selection of custard as a ludicrous question choice was influenced by Eds delivery. I can't support him being prime minister if it means I have to hear his voice for the next five years.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:58 
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Milliband is actually making an attempt to answer at least part of the question at times, but the questions are fucking ludicrous. David fucking milliband? Who gives a shit?


Yeah quite. Of the few minutes I have seen it is tedious bullshit with questions from morons hosted by a sub par sex doll that has been in a factory fire

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 22:59 
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Stop talking to burley and talk to the camera and the crowd.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:00 
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Trooper wrote:
Stop talking to burley and talk to the camera and the crowd.


Also: remove hand from pocket.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:00 
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As much as I don't respect Ed, I fucking hate Cameron so I want shot of him. If that means I have to think about custard every day for the next 5 years, I'm down with that.

Cameron's answer to the question "what do you most admire about Ed" was basically "he agreed with me"

Ed's answer was "he took a huge risk on going for equal marriage despite how much his party is full of cunts"

Eds doing well.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:01 
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Stop talking to burley and talk to the camera and the crowd.

If she'd stop fucking interjecting, like the irritating dumbass she is, then maybe he wouldn't have to.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:01 
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Man in bow tie asks milliband a question. I don't recall a man with a flatcap and whippet being called upon for Cameron.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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OOOOOH, Riles is asking questions! "Dean" apparently.

one too many buttons undone on his shirt, though, the filthy pervert.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:05 
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I'm and very floaty voter, not seen anything to convince me of anything yet


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:07 
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
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Stop talking to burley and talk to the camera and the crowd.

If she'd stop fucking interjecting, like the irritating dumbass she is, then maybe he wouldn't have to.


She should have just said that Murdoch wants her to fuck him up, whilst asking Cameron questions about cereal and running her hands through his hair.

She was absurd. On a positive note, her being so obviously biased made Ed look good. I liked him there.

Now for Paxman. He was excellent on Cameron. I expect the same on Ed. Good journalist.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:07 
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@ troops: I'm a liberal, but I have a Tory MP with a close run Labour challenger, so I'll be voting Labour. It wouldn't matter if the Labour leader was Alf Garnett.

@Curio - entirely 100% agree.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:10 
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Good start with Paxo already. "yeah, we got it wrong". Brilliant. One of the most hated things about politicians is that they don't ever admit they were wrong - he totally took the sting out of that line of questioning.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Only party likely to take my seat from the Tories is UKIP. Combined with the fact that professionally and personally I'm not in a position where either labour or conservative would alter my life in any significant way, its hard to feel I have a horse in this race.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:10 
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
@ troops: I'm a liberal, but I have a Tory MP with a close run Labour challenger, so I'll be voting Labour. It wouldn't matter if the Labour leader was Alf Garnett.

@Curio - entirely 100% agree.


I'm a liberal too, it's a shame we don't have a party that represents us.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:11 
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You know what though Riles, as a higher rate tax payer, it's the Tories who've taken the most cash off me, bizarrely, so fuck them.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:11 
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Did they cut to smirking audience members during Cameron? Or to the audience at all?


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:13 
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Almost not at all, no. It was totally softly softly, quick question, long preprepared statement from Cameron.

Paxo's questions to Milliband are basically "when did you stop beating your wife?". He's also being a lot more aggressive and interrupty to Ed than he was to Dave.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:14 
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
You know what though Riles, as a higher rate tax payer, it's the Tories who've taken the most cash off me, bizarrely, so fuck them.

I'd been arguing against child benefit for higher rate taxpayers when I was 21. Never thought I'd be affected by it, mind.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 23:15 
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Audience questions I'd give it to milliband, paxman I'd give to Cameron so far.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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It's the utter disingenuous inequality of it - they'll take shit off me because I'm a higher rate taxpayer, but higher rate tax payer pensioners get loads of cash. You can means test me but not my parents? WTF?

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Audience questions I'd give it to milliband, paxman I'd give to Cameron so far.

Yes, but only because Paxo is being far more of a cunt to Millipede than he was to Cameron.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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What's really going to boil your piss is that they means tested child benefit, means tested DLA, but didn't means test Childs DLA.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Audience questions I'd give it to milliband, paxman I'd give to Cameron so far.

Yes, but only because Paxo is being far more of a cunt to Millipede than he was to Cameron.


True, but he is letting him, he is letting paxman interrupt him. Cameron was better at keeping going and shutting his questions down.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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I hope you've spent it all on decent gin.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Audience questions I'd give it to milliband, paxman I'd give to Cameron so far.

Yes, but only because Paxo is being far more of a cunt to Millipede than he was to Cameron.


True, but he is letting him, he is letting paxman interrupt him. Cameron was better at keeping going and shutting his questions down.

Balls, troops. Paxo is steamrollering Ed more than he did to Cameron. His questioning is also far more aggressive and cunty.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Fucking brilliant answer just there - "are you voting for what I'm trying to do, or what papers say about my personality"

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
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Audience questions I'd give it to milliband, paxman I'd give to Cameron so far.

Yes, but only because Paxo is being far more of a cunt to Millipede than he was to Cameron.


True, but he is letting him, he is letting paxman interrupt him. Cameron was better at keeping going and shutting his questions down.

Balls, troops. Paxo is steamrollering Ed more than he did to Cameron. His questioning is also far more aggressive and cunty.


I don't disagree. I think paxman would have been the same with Cameron if he could, but his shoulders are too slopey and he's too good at dancing around a point. Ed doesn't have that "skill"


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Oh that was a totally appalling sign off. Not knowing microphone was on (which will be said) my arse.

As in- Cameron can dodge but there are ways of phrasing the assault. You can smear Cameron with his friends and milliband with his brother, but paxman put them completely differently. And he knew it


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"are you alright" Wtf? :D


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Oh that was a totally appalling sign off. Not knowing microphone was on (which will be said) my arse.

That was mega cunty.

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I don't disagree. I think paxman would have been the same with Cameron if he could, but his shoulders are too slopey and he's too good at dancing around a point. Ed doesn't have that "skill"


No no no no, that wasn't Cameron displaying skill, that was Paxo winding his neck in with Cameron but not with Ed.

I reckon Ed came out better overall across the hour. I doubt the papers will see it the same way.

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"are you alright" Wtf? :D

As I said, paxman will claim he thought 'mic off'


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Utter. Cunt.

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I have more twitter followers than the labour ppc for Shipley. I don't think he'll be renting the majority philip Davies enjoys

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So, to summarise. Cameron was asked ok stuff and allowed to get away with not answering, and milliband was asked utter shit and not allowed to answer.

I'd put it as a draw,


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Utter. Cunt.


Yes

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So, to summarise. Cameron was asked ok stuff and allowed to get away with not answering, and milliband was asked utter shit and not allowed to answer.

I'd put it as a draw,


No, milliband gave good answers given how shitey the questions were.

MAIN MESSAGES FROM THE EVENING ACCORDING TO BURLEY - ED AND DAVID STILL HEALING THEIR RELATIONSHIP

What the fucking fuck, jesus.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Fuck me, I don't even like Milliband.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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Not having seen it all but I think Ed came across well despite massively stupid and hostile questions and environment.

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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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BBC say the microphones"picked up" the alright line.


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 Post subject: Re: General Election 2015
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The only good answers milliband gave were when he was admitting they were wrong, which is admirable, but not a good impression to give out...


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