After crying at the Sainsbury advert, wife has now put Ed Sheeran on the TV. This is unreasonable behaviour.

I think it is wide eyed enthusiasm for everything that I like.

Shhhhh... just trust me and go with it.

Londoners!

Jem and I are in your city.

Anyone fancy a beer or three on Saturday evening?

Londoners!

Jem and I are in your city.

Anyone fancy a beer or three on Saturday evening?

These car seat rules are a racket and a half, aren't they?

Hello,

I've wrote some guff about personal injury claims. Anyone fancy reading it?

Click yourself over to PI Support for some reason, if you fancy boring yourself silly.

The purpose of this website is to give brief information about the claims process and should not replace the detailed advice of a solicitor.

solicitors costs

If you are part of a union then you will have already paid to be a member and might have, as part of that membership, certain benefits. One of those benefits may be that the union will pay for your legal fees if you are involved in an accident.

Similarly, you may have (sometimes unwittingly) paid for Legal Expense Insurance. If you have paid for, let’s say, household and contents insurance on your home you may have already paid as part of your premium for the additional benefit of Legal Expense Insurance. If you have Legal Expense Insurance then your insurer might cover you in the event of an accident and pay for your legal fees to pursue a claim for personal injury.

There has been a number of changes in the rules relating to the payment of solicitor’s legal fees.

If your solicitor has a Success Fee as part of the “No Win, No Fee” agreement you have to pay this from your compensation.

There was a time before April 2013 when the rules were changed when your opponent’s insurance had to pay the Success Fee. The success fees was fixed in road accidents at 12.5% and in accidents at work at 25%.

After the rule change however when the client had to pay the Success Fee solicitors started more than this.

Your case lasts 5 months and concludes without any major dispute and you receive £5,000. If your solicitor does 10 hours work at £100 his fees would be £1,000 plus VAT. He charges you a Success Fee of 25% which would be £250 plus £50 VAT. Your deduction is therefore just £300. Your solicitor cannot take any more money from your compensation than that £300.

My sister dropped her laptop off earlier for me to look at.

Problem: the keyboard has stopped working.
Observation: the entire thing stinks of cat pee.

I think I can probably piece the details of this mystery together...

It's not a dell latitude is it?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/d ... urine.html

Holly Willowboobs, does Surpris, Surpriae now?

Autocorrect never corrects proper nouns as far as I'm aware. Your fault for capitalising them and then not performing a cursory check of what you typed.

I did check and then I left it in cause I wanted to moan about autocorrect. That much should have been obvious.

Hilarious libel action news.

Judge satisfied that Andrew Mitchell DID say pleb. Case lost. Will be ordered to pay costs rumoured by BBC to be £2-£3 milly!

I laughed myself silly when I heard that on the way home. Couldn't have happened to more of a complete and utter cunt.

Worst people in that clip were the photographers gathered to capture the action. Not sure I'm comfortable sneering at a load of poor people fighting over scraps. But that's probably just because I'm some sort of insane Marxist.