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Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 21:28 ]
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And near the northern line.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 21:48 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I don't let any IT guys that have been asked to leave touch anything electrical on their way out of the door.

While I understand that you're not in IT, they don't know if you have M4D SK1LLZ or not.

What if they have plugged their iphone in to charge?

It's given to them when I'm happy that it can't connect to the WiFi and they're outside the door.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 21:49 ]
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Mimi wrote:
And near the northern line.

London Bridge or Waterloo?
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 22:45 ]
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I don't know what that means, unless you're asking if I'm a hooker.

I never got on the Nortgern line, but it went to Brent Cross Shooping a Centre. Land of hopes and dreams. And John Lewis. And Paperchase. And M&S. Boots, Fenwicks, Dotty P, River Island, H&M. Thorntons...
Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 22:58 ]
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Seems ISIS have killed the other hostage.

Utterly vile.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-29038217
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 22:59 ]
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He had it coming to him by being out there.
Author:  TheVision [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 23:17 ]
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American Nervoso wrote:
He had it coming to him by being out there.


It shouldn't have... But this made me snigger a little. What's wrong with me?
Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 23:35 ]
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TheVision wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
He had it coming to him by being out there.


It shouldn't have... But this made me snigger a little. What's wrong with me?


Do you want a list?
Author:  TheVision [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 23:50 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
TheVision wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
He had it coming to him by being out there.


It shouldn't have... But this made me snigger a little. What's wrong with me?


Do you want a list?


I'd rather have a spreadsheet.
Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Sep 02, 2014 23:51 ]
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TheVision wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
TheVision wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
He had it coming to him by being out there.


It shouldn't have... But this made me snigger a little. What's wrong with me?


Do you want a list?


I'd rather have a spreadsheet.


:D
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:02 ]
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Mimi wrote:
I don't know what that means, unless you're asking if I'm a hooker.

Which one did you live near?
Author:  myp [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:25 ]
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TheVision wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
He had it coming to him by being out there.


It shouldn't have... But this made me snigger a little. What's wrong with me?

Reductio ad absurdum.
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:13 ]
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American Nervoso wrote:
TheVision wrote:
American Nervoso wrote:
He had it coming to him by being out there.


It shouldn't have... But this made me snigger a little. What's wrong with me?

Reductio ad absurdum.


Image
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:19 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I don't know what that means, unless you're asking if I'm a hooker.

Which one did you live near?


Would have been North of Euston, so both.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 16:08 ]
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I sometimes wonder what my doppelgaenger in London you saw once in the City is doing. Sometimes, I worry it was me, spying on you. It might be, I could be a sleeper agent or something, acitivated wth a code word and then my memory goes blank.
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:02 ]
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I just got sent this by a colleague, freaked me out a little :D
Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 13:24 ]
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HP is celebrating 75 years this year. I got a free cup and a pen... :)
Author:  myp [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 13:29 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
HP is celebrating 75 years this year. I got a free cup and a pen... :)

I didn't, and I don't want their tat.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 14:00 ]
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Image
Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 14:02 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Image

Are you peeking at my cup
Author:  myp [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 14:10 ]
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HP Sauce must be older than 75.

Yep, 1895. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce
Author:  lasermink [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 14:53 ]
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Impressive HTML5 game: HelloRun
Author:  Bamba [ Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:31 ]
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For anyone with a functioning sense of humour, I've just noticed that tickets go on sale today for Dylan Moran's upcoming tour (he of Black Books fame). I noticed it when gearing up to grab Royal Blood tickets so this could be an expensive, though awesome, couple of hours on the TicketMaster site if I get everything.
Author:  Bamba [ Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:31 ]
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Related to your interests: Jim Davidson and Mrs Brown's Boys. I'm being trolled by an algorithm.
Author:  myp [ Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:59 ]
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Bamba wrote:
For anyone with a functioning sense of humour, I've just noticed that tickets go on sale today for Dylan Moran's upcoming tour (he of Black Books fame). I noticed it when gearing up to grab Royal Blood tickets so this could be an expensive, though awesome, couple of hours on the TicketMaster site if I get everything.

Thank you. I saw him at the opening of Just the Tonic's Nottingham club a couple of years back. Tiny venue - was excellent.
Author:  Bamba [ Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:27 ]
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American Nervoso wrote:
Bamba wrote:
For anyone with a functioning sense of humour, I've just noticed that tickets go on sale today for Dylan Moran's upcoming tour (he of Black Books fame). I noticed it when gearing up to grab Royal Blood tickets so this could be an expensive, though awesome, couple of hours on the TicketMaster site if I get everything.

Thank you. I saw him at the opening of Just the Tonic's Nottingham club a couple of years back. Tiny venue - was excellent.


I've never seen him live but love his stand up DVDs. There's now a discussion as to whether we're getting tickets for the Glasgow date or pushing the boat out for That London. Assuming we even get tickets, I tried to buy them for Royal Blood this morning and, for the first time in years, completely failed. :'(
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:56 ]
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Bamba wrote:
For anyone with a functioning sense of humour, I've just noticed that tickets go on sale today for Dylan Moran's upcoming tour (he of Black Books fame).

Have I ever mentioned how he used to live next door to me? I doubt I have.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Sep 05, 2014 13:36 ]
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latest ... good-omens

Radio dramatization of Good Omens by Pterry and Neil Gaimen
Author:  Mimi [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:44 ]
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Jay Rayner Image was on TV last night, and I noticed that when he laughed he laughed like Craster in the way that their jaws moved. Then I started to wonder if there weren't also just a few facial characteristics between the two that are somewhat similar. And they have similar voices, and like cooking.

Craster, is this your (much older) brother?
Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 13:15 ]
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Previous incarnation
Author:  Mimi [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 13:28 ]
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Makes sense: Proto Craster.
Author:  Mimi [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 13:34 ]
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We've just had a knock on the door from one of our neighbours asking which garage as ours as some were broken into last night. After going down and having a look it would seem that all or at least the vast majority have been broken into or been attempted to be broken into. Ours was tried and has some slight damage, but either they got in and didn't find anything they wanted, or couldn't quite get the door open - though have knackered it in the process so we had a fine time trying to get the door open and then lock up again.

The police have been called, but I doubt they'll find or recover anything that's been taken, even if they actually come out.
Author:  MrChris [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 18:26 ]
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I am thinking of changing my name to Horton W Bangpower.
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 21:54 ]
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Can someone who can read a foreign language tell me what the fuck is this sheeeet? Some of my emails from the business email are getting marked as Spam in clients inboxes.

I've checked on "Is Not Spam" and most of it just reads neutral but Spamassassin says "WAHHWAHHWAHH, I can't be bothered to tell you in simple terms what you want to know".

So does anyone want to have a go at this lot? A simple "It's not picking up as spam" "It's spam because ..." would be super lovely.

Quote:
* -0.0 RCVD_IN_DNSWL_NONE RBL: Sender listed at http://www.dnswl.org/, no
* trust
* [80.74.136.2 listed in list.dnswl.org]
* 3.5 BAYES_99 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 99 to 100%
* [score: 0.9999]
* 0.2 BAYES_999 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 99.9 to 100%
* [score: 0.9999]
* 0.4 MIME_HTML_MOSTLY BODY: Multipart message mostly text/html MIME
* 0.1 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message
* 0.8 MPART_ALT_DIFF BODY: HTML and text parts are different
* 0.0 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars
X-Spam-Status: Yes, hits=5.0 required=-20.0 tests=BAYES_99,BAYES_999,
HTML_MESSAGE,MIME_HTML_MOSTLY,MIME_QP_LONG_LINE,MPART_ALT_DIFF,
RCVD_IN_DNSWL_NONE autolearn=no version=3.3.1
X-Spam-Score: 5.0
Author:  BikNorton [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 22:12 ]
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Your wording is hitting two rules, you're sending HTML emails and the plain text version differs, and you're putting more than 76 letters per line.

Sending your messages in plain text only would negate 2 of the 5 hits, and learning to press enter another.that might be enough (though line-length is a 'wtf' from me)

The other two are language based, so maybe stop offering penis pills on the side?

To be honest I think you're being unlucky (but seriously, stop with the penis pills)
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 22:39 ]
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How does the plain text version differ from the HTML version. Surely they all do?

Quote:
* 3.5 BAYES_99 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 99 to 100%
* [score: 1.0000]
* 0.2 BAYES_999 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 99.9 to 100%
* [score: 1.0000]
* 0.1 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message
X-Spam-Status: Yes, hits=3.8 required=-20.0 tests=BAYES_99,BAYES_999,
HTML_MESSAGE autolearn=no version=3.3.1
X-Spam-Score: 3.8


I've tided it up and knocked it down to this lot. I've got a link to my website, maybe that's the problem, but I can't leave it out. I mean, how will my customers get their penis pills?
Author:  BikNorton [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 23:00 ]
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I did have a read about BAYES_99 BODY but I really don't understand it enough, and now I look at it again that's the big problem.

Bayesian filters are all about words and phrases, but I have no idea how you can find out how you're triggering a high score, sorry.
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 23:13 ]
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I shall research this BAYES thing. Cheers.
Author:  MaliA [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 23:58 ]
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In Otley waiting for a cab. Bored
Author:  MrChris [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 19:56 ]
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I just found out one of the dads at rugby is Andrew Lincoln's brother! I will be boring the shite out of him now.
Author:  Bamba [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:01 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I just found out one of the dads at rugby is Andrew Lincoln's brother! I will be boring the shite out of him more now.


Feex.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
:kiss:
Author:  MrChris [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:04 ]
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zo ho ho

So Strictly's back. Only reason to watch it would be the inestimable Steve Backshall. Someone I know had a chat with him recently, and apparently he hates kids! Who knew.
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:06 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
zo ho ho

So Strictly's back. Only reason to watch it would be the inestimable Steve Backshall. Someone I know had a chat with him recently, and apparently he hates kids! Who knew.


I despair
Author:  MrChris [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:08 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
zo ho ho

So Strictly's back. Only reason to watch it would be the inestimable Steve Backshall. Someone I know had a chat with him recently, and apparently he hates kids! Who knew.


I despair

It's dancing, dude. I thought that was your thing.
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:15 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
zo ho ho

So Strictly's back. Only reason to watch it would be the inestimable Steve Backshall. Someone I know had a chat with him recently, and apparently he hates kids! Who knew.


I despair

It's dancing, dude. I thought that was your thing.

I assume he is commenting on your "only reason to watch" a show with attractive, scantily clad women on, is "Steve Backshall".
Author:  MrChris [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:16 ]
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He's awesome! And watching a show just because of the attractive scantily clad women is evil and misogynist. They're not dressing up like that because they want to be objectified, you cad.
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:17 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
zo ho ho

So Strictly's back. Only reason to watch it would be the inestimable Steve Backshall. Someone I know had a chat with him recently, and apparently he hates kids! Who knew.


I despair

It's dancing, dude. I thought that was your thing.


In fairness, i've spent the afternoon at an NXT BBQ which isn't quite the macho image I project. Was good, though, as daughter shat herself in the car seat with such force it escaped the nappy.
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:27 ]
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MaliA wrote:
In Otley waiting for a cab. Bored


17 quid it cost me!

Here is a picture of me and a dog.
Author:  MrChris [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:28 ]
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"distended" is the first word that come to mind there. ;)
Author:  Mimi [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 20:58 ]
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It looks like you are slouched on the sofa with a really weird 'taxidermy guitar' slung across your midriff.
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