FUCK YEAH BBQUATTRO

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Cras wrote:

I may have over ordered on steak.

'Kill Date'. Eek

We have bought things for this barbecue. Posh sausages for Russell, one of those dick scoops for Grim... and wine for me.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

And wine for me. The Red Square will not make an appearance this year.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimi wrote:

Cras wrote:

I may have over ordered on steak.

'Kill Date'. Eek

.

Oh no, that was just my to-do list for that evening.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Mimi wrote:

Cras wrote:

I may have over ordered on steak.

'Kill Date'. Eek

We have bought things for this barbecue. Posh sausages for Russell, one of those dick scoops for Grim... and wine for me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Cras wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Cras wrote:

I may have over ordered on steak.

'Kill Date'. Eek

.

Oh no, that was just my to-do list for that evening.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Bobbyaro wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Cras wrote:

I may have over ordered on steak.

'Kill Date'. Eek

We have bought things for this barbecue. Posh sausages for Russell, one of those dick scoops for Grim... and wine for me.

That thing Craster linked to. Looks like a willy ladle.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

2 more sleeps!

When was the first Manchester meet as that was the last time I saw any of youse lot?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

1963.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Genuine answer: 2010

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Mr Russell wrote:

Genuine answer: 2010

Cor. I've seen you and Mimi since but I was Grumpy Trousers then with the weight of the world on my shoulders. So it will be the first time I have seen you properly since we slept together.

Dirty boy.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:39

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:04

So, hello to those of you coming to the big BBQ washout, and a special hello to those of you sleeping in the house.

Um... No-one's scared of mice, are they?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:06

American Nervoso wrote:

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Come, then.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:07

MaliA wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Come, then.

I can't - on call. Need to be in Nottingham.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:09

MaliA wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Come, then.

Bring your laptop. 'Agile working' and all that.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:10

Grim... wrote:

So, hello to those of you coming to the big BBQ washout, and a special hello to those of you sleeping in the house.

Um... No-one's scared of mice, are they?

Is there tent space in the back garden for my tiny one-man modern hike tent? Will not be digging trenches, promise.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:13

Kern wrote:

MaliA wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Come, then.

Bring your laptop. 'Agile working' and all that.

The main problem is not being within 60 mins of any of our data centres if I need to go in to fix something. Which is the service level we have to adhere to.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:15

Kern wrote:

Grim... wrote:

So, hello to those of you coming to the big BBQ washout, and a special hello to those of you sleeping in the house.

Um... No-one's scared of mice, are they?

Is there tent space in the back garden for my tiny one-man modern hike tent? Will not be digging trenches, promise.

Sure.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:17

Although it may have to be within someone elses monster tent.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

American Nervoso wrote:

Kern wrote:

MaliA wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Come, then.

Bring your laptop. 'Agile working' and all that.

The main problem is not being within 60 mins of any of our data centres if I need to go in to fix something. Which is the service level we have to adhere to.

You should still come, it'll add a bit more excitement to your evening.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Trooper wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

Kern wrote:

MaliA wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

I am actually genuinely gutted I can't make it, especially as I'll just be sat at home.

Come, then.

Bring your laptop. 'Agile working' and all that.

The main problem is not being within 60 mins of any of our data centres if I need to go in to fix something. Which is the service level we have to adhere to.

You should still come, it'll add a bit more excitement to your evening.

4 x RC quadcopters should get you there in 60 minutes and then you don't have to worry about drinking & driving.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:23

Just as long as it's not me piloting, of course.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:29

Trousers wrote:

4 x RC quadcopters should get you there in 60 minutes and then you don't have to worry about drinking & driving.

Except I'll be really concerned at how much my pilots will have been drinking. I don't want my private parts up a tree in Rutland.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:33

American Nervoso wrote:

Trousers wrote:

4 x RC quadcopters should get you there in 60 minutes and then you don't have to worry about drinking & driving.

Except I'll be really concerned at how much my pilots will have been drinking. I don't want my private parts up a tree in Rutland.

It's OK, as soon as GazChap codes in a "reply all" button for the mobile skin, he'll script the route each needs to take.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:41

Hotel booked!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

American Nervoso wrote:

Trousers wrote:

4 x RC quadcopters should get you there in 60 minutes and then you don't have to worry about drinking & driving.

Except I'll be really concerned at how much my pilots will have been drinking. I don't want my private parts up a tree in Rutland.

...again.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:39

MaliA wrote:

Hotel booked!

Which one did you get?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:40

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Hotel booked!

Which one did you get?

Travellodge

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:50

MaliA wrote:

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Hotel booked!

Which one did you get?

Travellodge

*waves*

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

MaliA wrote:

Hotel cancelled!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:49

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:50

I've got my train tickets and everything. Well, no beers or foods, yet, but I'll work that out tomorrow.

Apologies in advance, but for some reason MrsA is coming over from Newbury as she's been on a (26 miles per fucking gallon) Tour of The UK with Stinkpants and will be staying over in the hotel as well.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

American Nervoso wrote:

Trousers wrote:

4 x RC quadcopters should get you there in 60 minutes and then you don't have to worry about drinking & driving.

Except I'll be really concerned at how much my pilots will have been drinking. I don't want my private parts up a tree in Rutland.

I've told you I don't like you giving my houses names which could lead Ali to working out our relationship.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 18:22

Just had a phone call from the Travelodge, just checking that I didn't have any special requests for the room.

Bit odd.

I guess my comment "Can you make sure a full BDSM kit is available upon check-in" wasn't clear enough.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

I got the exact same call at 18:10

I asked for a corby trouser press that could be disassembled

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I've not had a call. I feel left out.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Just looked at Russell's phone.

Missed call, 18:10,

:belm:

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 19:27

I too got one.

If I'd been prewarned I would've asked for something awesome.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 19:33

Wow. Me, too.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

haha you guys should have checked out World's weirdest hotel requests and complaints 1st

Quote:

Most unusual hotel requests:
1. One glass of water on the hour every hour, throughout the night
2. 15 cucumbers a day
3. Toilet to be filled with mineral water
4. Bath of honey
5. Sound of goats bells to aid sleep
6. Only the right legs of a chicken
7. A dead mouse
8. Bath of chocolate milk
9. 16 pillows (for single guest)
10. Crocodile soup

Quote:

Most unusual hotel complaints:
1. The sheets are too white
2. The sea was too blue
3. Ice cream too cold
4. Bath was too big
5. Girlfriend’s snoring kept guest awake (discount requested)
6. Guest’s dog didn’t enjoy his stay (refund requested)
7. Hotel had no ocean view (in Mayfair, London and Italy, 80km from coast)
8. There was no steak on vegetarian menu
9. Waiter was too handsome
10. Mother of Groom wasn’t given the honeymoon suite

So all of you pick a complaint for the checkout day :DD

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 0:59

Grim... wrote:

So, hello to those of you coming to the big BBQ washout, and a special hello to those of you sleeping in the house.

Um... No-one's scared of mice, are they?

I love mice. White mice and rice, I could eat a plate twice.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:03

I've caught nine in fourteen days - with one trap!

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

NervousPete wrote:

Grim... wrote:

So, hello to those of you coming to the big BBQ washout, and a special hello to those of you sleeping in the house.

Um... No-one's scared of mice, are they?

I love mice. White mice and rice, I could eat a plate twice.

Instead of seeing a ghost would you perhaps rather eat a piece of toast?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Roasted Field Mice (Raton de campo asado) / Mexico
Skin and eviscerate field mice. Skewer them and roast over an open fire or coals. These are probably great as hors d'oeuvres with margaritas or "salty dogs."

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:25

Grim... wrote:

I've caught nine in fourteen days - with one trap!

Fucking hell! Time to nuke the site from orbit.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

I'm going to pop to costco tomorrow morning to pickup some burgers. Is there anything else I should get too? Bearing in mind i'll be bringing stuff on the train.
I was going to buy a cake, everyone likes cake right?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Oh.

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KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:46

GazChap wrote:

Just had a phone call from the Travelodge, just checking that I didn't have any special requests for the room.

Bit odd.

I guess my comment "Can you make sure a full BDSM kit is available upon check-in" wasn't clear enough.

Me too, I asked for adjoining doors with Trousers.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:09

We're going to get sick of these nine songs.

http://open.spotify.com/user/grim.../pl ... gTX25HbtqC

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Oh.

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It's such a shame we didn't do this on the usual weekend.

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