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Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

I think there's a pretty good moral argument for military intervention in Syria - a brutal, long-running civil war with the use of chemical weapons and a large number of civilian deaths and refugees seems like the sort of thing we should be intervening in, if we ever do in anything. However, if we do we'll have to do it *properly*, and that means a peacekeeping force and some sort of plan of how we want the post-war process to look. This sort of half-arsed intervention is just the worst of both worlds

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Apr 10, 2017 14:34

£10 an hour minimum wage shouts Corbyn. In Luton.

Quote:

“The government’s rebranding of the minimum wage to the national living wage hasn’t dealt with the real problems of low pay and rising cost of living,” he will say. “That’s why Labour will raise the legal minimum wage for all to at least £10 an hour by 2020, giving more than five and a half million people a pay rise in the process.

“Labour’s real living wage will immediately boost the incomes and opportunities of more than 20% of the workforce, especially in sectors such as retail, care and hospitality. We know that where work pays, living standards rise and reliance on benefits falls. This is the right thing to do, and a Labour government will be committed to rebalancing our economy so that no one and no community is left behind.”

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

"let's pay everyone a million pounds an hour, then no-one will be poor!"

Great idea, that

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

"“That’s why Labour will raise the legal minimum wage for all to at least £10 an hour by 2020,"

Impressive promise there. Better to launch the commitment for time travel first.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

I think this has leaked over from some strange alternative timeline where Corbyn is PM. £10 minimum wage, the Nationalisation of the Wind is well under way, all crime has been made illegal and all competitive sport has been replaced with a co-operative version where everyone works together to ensure we all win.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2017 21:31

l-lol

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5157

MaliA wrote:

l-lol

Erm, she's lost the plot.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:07

May to make big announcement at Downing Street at 11.15am. Nobody seems to know what it is, though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:10

Curiosity wrote:

May to make big announcement at Downing Street at 11.15am. Nobody seems to know what it is, though.

Getting ahead of Labour on the Free Unicorns For All bandwagon

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:12

UKIP merger

Re-education camps for 48% of the population.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:13

At warbwith Eurasia.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:14

Theresa May Swimsuit Calendar.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:15

MaliA wrote:

At warbwith Eurasia.

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:16

Michael Gove swimsuit calendar.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:16

Curiosity wrote:

MaliA wrote:

At warbwith Eurasia.

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

And Depeche Mode

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:17

Everyone is banging on about calling an election, but surely the FTPA means that isn't possible.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:18

Turkeyesque referendum on becoming a dictatorship.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:19

Curiosity wrote:

Everyone is banging on about calling an election, but surely the FTPA means that isn't possible.

Mate, we are in control now, we can do ANYTHING

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:19

Two hours of pointing and laughing at a picture of Jeremy Corbyn

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:19

Mr Dave wrote:

Turkeyesque referendum on becoming a dictatorship.

ROBOT OVERLORDS

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:20

Jeremy Corbyn Swimsuit Calendar.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:20

Might be announcement that Wenger has signed a new contract

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:25

She's going to eat a live kitten, just to prove she can do that and still poll better than Corbyn.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

It'll be an early election. Now more than ever the interests of the Tory party must come before all other considerations.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:42

I hope it is reintroduction of conscription.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:44

All four-lane motorways to become autobahns.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:45

Table flip and flounce

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I wouldn't put it past this government to call an election publicly only to be told they can't, then go to court over it.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:46

Enforced dissolution of the labour party on the grounds that they're as useful as a Hedgehog fur wanking glove.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:46

Blues Brothers is a musical

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:48

She'll announce that she's not sure about the look of that new chap on Bake Off

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:53

Way to Amarillo discovered

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:55

Curiosity wrote:

Blues Brother is a musical

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:56

Accurate amounts for how much wood a woodchuck would chuck.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

She's going to flip a water bottle.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:01

She's resigning on the basis that the job is shit, stressful and underpaid. And that her colleagues are a bunch of knob jockeys.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:02

Has anyone said that she's got the release date for Half Life 3? It seems like the kind of thing that would be mentioned here normally.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:08

She's banning photos of Julia Bradbury.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:08

General Election on the 8th June, according to the BBC.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:12

Grim... wrote:

General Election on the 8th June, according to the BBC.

Hooo boy.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:14

Yep. After continually saying she wouldn't. Ultimately, the polls got too tempting for her to refuse.

Whatever she says about stability and all that bullshit, this is move dictated purely on the desire for a larger Tory majority, so she can push through things without a care in the world.

I would laugh if Corbyn did a u-turn and decided not to back the decision.

Funnily, a larger Tory majority might see May drift away from the far right fringes to which she currently panders. If she has the votes to compromise on some Brexit stuff and can survive a hardline rebellion from the arch-sceptics, she might be more willing to do so.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:15

And of course, a victory will be read as an endorsement of her extreme approach to Brexit.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:15

Kern wrote:

And of course, the victory will be read as an endorsement of her extreme approach to Brexit.

Fixed

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

How many UKIP votes will return to labour?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:16

DavPaz wrote:

How many UKIP votes will return to labour?

Somewhere between 0 and 0.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

This is where the FPTP voting system will fuck it all up. There will be people like me who would vote Green or Lib Dem, but just to make sure the Conservatives don't get in I will need a tactical Labour vote.

If we had a different system then we could vote for who the heck we wanted to, and actually stand a chance of ousting the Conservatives. As it is, they'll get more seats as people's votes get split between the opposing parties in each constituency.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:20

300+ Tory majority

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:20

Labour could have tactical fun by either denying the super-majority needed to dissolve under the Act, or delaying any repeal or amendment bill. But they probably won't.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:20

Mr Russell wrote:

This is where the FPTP voting system will fuck it all up. There will be people like me who would vote Green or Lib Dem, but just to make sure the Conservatives don't get in I will need a tactical Labour vote.

If we had a different system then we could vote for who the heck we wanted to, and actually stand a chance of ousting the Conservatives. As it is, they'll get more seats as people's votes get split between the opposing parties in each constituency.

Oh, very much all of this.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:21

Kern wrote:

Labour could have tactical fun by either denying the super-majority needed to dissolve under the Act, or delaying any repeal or amendment bill. But they probably won't.

They said they would support it, didn't they?

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