Be Excellent To Each Other

Well sod ya then

No, good sir, sod you!

*reached for a glove*

I suspect the 360 won't be with me today, considering it was in Memphis a few hours ago according to the fedex website

John Lewis have ballsed up delivering mine.

How so?

It was meant to arrive yesterday, while I was in the office. Got a text from DPD at 6pm saying it would be delivered tomorrow. Rang JL, said I need it sending to the billing address (I'm at home today), woman said this was all cool.
It was delivered to London at 9:43 this morning.

Obviously.

Just think how much quicker you could have found all that out if only you could read emails and texts on your wrist.

I'm just gonna pop by Grim...'s office for no reason.

You can if you want. I'll make sure someone knows who you are.

"The one with a troop of dwarfs and a wizard in tow"

Coffee all over keyboard!! Damn you!!

Does that mean that Gaywood is Snow White?

There's no fucking wizard in Snow White!

Or any other kind of wizard, come to think of it.

"If short guy with a beard comes in shouting that his name is Richard, he is the guy who has been sending me death threats. Play along, but call the police immediately"

Have you got yours yet?

It left Memphis at 4:26am apparently. Although I have no idea what timezone they are reporting that in, could be local, could be China as that is where it started out.

I thought you were getting one from John Lewis?

I was, until Motorola told me they had lied to me, and they didn't actually cancel my order, and shipped it anyway.
I cancelled the John Lewis one after that.

John Lewis seem to be claiming that their 2 year electricals warranty doesn't apply to the Moto360. That could make for some interesting conversations in the future, I imagine.

I wouldn't actually come between someone and the unboxing of their new gadget.

Microsoft Band :

http://www.microsoft.com/microsoft-band/en-us

That looks quite nice, built in GPS too and all for $200.

That does actually look quite nice, GPS will kill the battery though

Does it only work with Windows Phone, or is it compatible with Other Brands?

Works with all three apparently.

Works with everything, the only thing you need a windows phone for is the voice commands I think.

I will stick with my 910xt

Microsoft Band confirmed to be USA only, for now.

In other news, my 360 is in the country!

We're playing PS4 now.

Did someone tell you that you were funny in the past or something? If so, they were joking.

Don't think so. If I say enough words some of them are bound to be funny eventually. FACT.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But you just keep on beatin' those odds.

The MS one is the first that's really tempted me.

Hey, does GazChap's Technohat count as wearable tech?

...not really, I'd argue. I mean it's wearable in the strictest definition of the word but as a jargon term for a class of tech "wearable" also implies "mobile."

Can't believe I missed this. Superb work, Doc!

Ooh!

Charge, rubbish tech, charge!

(In before comments of "that's where it will spend 90% of it's life")

Has it charged yet?

Also, does the battery last as long as your train journey to work?

Possibly. One benefit to tiny batteries is fast charge times!

Mine is charging!

Yes!


I don't know!

Now it's doing a firmware update, which is an odd thing to see happening on your wrist.