Be Excellent To Each Other

rule 34! cling film hugs!

*resits temptation to google that*

Did you just go and do that now, or was that in your fetish library?

Man, I'm brilliant at spitting. At my old school, how well you could spit had serious social ramifications - the cool kids could send a flob halfway across the playground with the merest movement of a lip. So I practised very hard indeed, and now I'm fucking amazing at it. It's the only reason to go jogging I can think of.

Amateur. You should be using someone else's elbows.

It'd be fucking awkward to write on the bubbles though.

Screw all this taps and Dyson stuff. I just wet-and-dry Vax my hands.

Taking a shit/piss is a weird phrase. Normally I leave them.

Normally?

"I'm going for a slash" was the choice phrase round our manor.

Still is mine, too.

A fella at work today did the sneezing-into-hands-then-just-carry-on thing. I sniggered to myself as I thought of this thread.

Where I used to work, our accountant would come in once a month or so, and he also did the above - he would sneeze into one hand, then place it on the mouse (on my computer). We called him sweaty palms because, you know, he did. When he'd left, I'd get out some anti-wotsit spray and a cloth, and wipe down the keyboard, mouse, photocopier, etc.

What a filthy pig.

Who is that actress? I always assumed it was a pic of Agent Starling.

It's the actress that played agent starling in Silence of the Lambs...

Malc

Ah, right. I've never actually watched that film. Must do so some time...

Starling's not real?

I've often felt that Hannibal would have been greatly improved by Jodie Foster. Every time I see the other one (Julliane Moore??) I think of her bent over in Boogie Nights, talking to Dirk Diggler like she's his mum.

Brrr

I suspect that Jodie F wouldn't have done Hannibal anyway. She's not the sequel type is she?

That explains the lack of a Contact 2 then. That, and the film was unbelievably shite.

To be fair, I would, Jodie Foster, Phwoar. But from what I've heard, she doesn't go for... my type.

Ah, Contact, the second film I bought on DVD, after Sphere. Yep, I started with the po-faced big budget sci-fi

I nearly bought Hollowman on dvd. Christ, that was a lucky escape.

Loads of extras on the Hollow Man DVD. More entertaining than the film. How often is that true these days?

Indeed, I thought the acclaimed Watching Set Paint Dry For Four Hours documentary was awesome.

My brother's been saying that since I was a kid, and I always assumed that it meant "going for a shit". It was only a year or so ago that I learned it actually meant "going for a piss".

Along with the behind the scenes footage of "watching grass grow", it's one of my faves.

Hey look, 100 posts. Have I 'arrived'?

Good job no-one ever said to you whilst on the tiles, "I'm going for a slash in that alley over there". You would've freaked! I imagine

Yes, I use slash too or a gypsy's*.

Going for a dump, dropping the kids off at the pool or crimping off a length for a kaka.


*Gypsy's Kiss

Good player that. Not as good as PeePee

I haven't arrived yet.

Isn't that the second thing, Gaz, that you recently discovered meant something other than what you'd previously thought? What was the other one?

I have it on Bluray for two reasons.
1. Rhona Mitra's left breast
Who can guess reason 2?

Invisble rape? I hope not

It's the same as reason 1 isn't it?

Nearly!

I can't remember, although if someone says something vaguely like it it'll trigger it.

Unless you mean the thing I discovered in 2005 or so, which is that "til death us do part" actually means "until I get bored and fuck off with some other bloke"

Its her right boob isn't it?

Rhona Mitra's right breast?

EDIT - DAMN AGAIN!

My Dad used to say "going for a jimmy"

Malc

Going for a wazz or a slash.

Or, as Craster puts it: "I'm off to the shitter".

Because by suggesting a destination rather than an activity, one covers a multitude of possibilities! Even changing your mind when you get there!

Do you think people will mind if you say "I'm off for a wee", and then come back and say "Look, sorry. I mislead you there. All I really did was wash the smell of scampi fries off my hands"?

Better than coming back with the scampi smell

Wee counteracts that, I find.

I've known some where wee causes it.

I like scampi fries

Last night I discovered an advantage to being the only one in the house who really does any tidying. (Well, Rhys does, but not so much.) In cleaning up the living room after diligently washing up, I found twenty pence. Hurrah. Then I found one pound. Ooh. Then I found another pound! Wahey!

By the time the cleaning session had ended, I had two pounds and twenty three pence!

Now if only I could hammer it into their skulls that there's no point washing plates if you leave the underside filthy and then stack them on top of the clean ones in the cupboard. Also, not doing the inside of pans properly near the handle.