Be Excellent To Each Other

I just assumed the sex to be honest.

Is anyone else having problems with 360 marketplace? I'm trying to redeem the points I had for Xmas, but it keeps saying it's down at the last second.

I am going to get a food processor though, as it took freaking AGES to chop up all the onions, celery, carrots, garlic, peppers, etc...

They are well worth having-plus you can make nommy healthy smoothies and soup-we'd better get one then :/ Fat busters this year! I AM getting fit!

I'd recommend getting one of the little ones that are specifically for dicing - as it'll piss you off having to wash up the food processor after just chopping some veg otherwise.

Something like this.

Cheers, but the missus has been moaning about wanting one for ages.

If you are trying to be healthy, you are better off eating the fruit rather than smoothies. As it burns more claories eating apples, celery, carrots, etc. Than drinking them in a liquid.

Only way to fat bust is to eat healthly and exercise..

Not necessarily true - you could just take pills that make you shit oil instead.....

Not a big fan of so called diet pills... Also i prefer to eat healthily....

Yeah - it was an excuse to post an amusing link to pills that make you poo oil. Not a serious suggestion.

OH MY GOD!

I have solved the oil crisis! With input fron Craster

Make all the people that have murdered and stuff in prison eat that stuff, get them to shit oil-bottle it and sell it!!

Shitting oil ftw!

Now to think of some crafty sales pitch and a name for it!

Outlaw oil?! Hmmm....needs work

Shin, how do you think baby oil is made?

From babies?

If you go to this Guardian page and type in your email address, it gives you a link to a live track by Elbow called "Grounds for Divorce" that is just fucking utterly brilliant. (And you might win an iPod Nano.

Note: I don't work for t'Guardian.

Right, I have my pyjamas on, Dexter on DVD, Thorntons chocolates and a VERY large glass of red. Thanks go to devilman, Mimi and Joans.

Goodnight all!

How many times does the bbc weatherman need to say icy roads!?

Actual bbc 1 weatherman transcript*
"Well we don't really know what to say about the weather because we can't be bothered having to come back to work after Christmas. We do know it's going to be cold so in keeping with the apocalyptic feel of late 2008, here's a Met Office weather warning.....There'll be icy roads, especially in rural areas, lots of icy roads in Scotland and the north, be careful of icy roads if you're out tomorrow morning because no doubt there will be icy roads somewhere in the country. Except maybe in Northern Ireland. It might not be as cold over there, you should still watch out for icy roads however, as temperatures may drop below freezing, resulting in icy roads. So once again, that's coldness with a chance of icy roads. Enjoy your evening.

*before you write in and complain, it's not the actual bbc 1 weatherman transcript

is it the first day back to work tomorrow for most peolple.

A lot of numpties in Shropshire can't drive on warm dry days, so I am greatful they are warning them. but I bet there will be a pile up again, like every day

We had turkey today. I am a bit edgey about turkey as it can be very dry-today was not so and I made a loverly dinner. If there is nothing else I am good at in life then amen for my prostar skillz at cooking

First day back for Gaz tomorrow to work ....dunno why I'm laughing...I'd love a job
Job hunting commences once again tomorrow for me and a friend who are both redundant-hoorah! I need a job before the 26th as my Birthday shall be a bit shit else!

It is snowing here. MrsA isn't going back as she' still ill. Good luck with the job hunting Shin, you'll find something.

I was playing Call of duty 4 last night :shock: and I went to change my clan tag from XMAS as it isn't Christmas anymore. I went to change it to 'boob' and it wouldn't let me, so for comedy I tried 'bewb', and it wouldn't let me have that either!! FFS.

Bah, back at work with lots of people desperate for my time. Fuck off and leave me alone. First step out of the door this morning I nearly went on my arse on the ice. Bah!

/blog, sorry!

Don't worry.

Cheers!

DUN DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

I thought it was Dr A's Mrs. Shows what I know!

Hehe, yes. I was waiting for someone else to notice.

It has just started snowing. If it settles, I shall be most pissed off, as I am at work and not at home.

Happy back to work day!

We had an inch of snow when I woke up. 'twas ace. None here in Brizzle, though. Just grey horridness.

You've been to Bristol before, yes?

Heh!

I can always console myself that it's not Nottingham, though.

I was in Bristol on Saturday helping my brother take the massive telly he got for Christmas back to his flat. God, I'm going to miss that telly.

Anyway, following the 300 mile round trip on gritted motorways, my lovely black car is now light-grey.

No Snow here..


I spent a year working just outside Bristol on a customer site... what a weird place

Liverpool is clear as a bell, not a cloud in the sky. Downside: It's fucking FREEEEEEEEEZING!

"Chill!"

It is snowing in Godalming.
I want to go out in my car.
This is not practical with snowy roads.

You live in Godalming, Mr Dave? My friend owns/owned the 02 Pottery Cafe there (having to sell up because of current money sitaution) it's a lovely town/village.

we do exagerate in this country about the cold.. it is just cold.

Very cold is about -20... he he

Please remind me to leave you off the invite list for Nottingham Meet II: The Nottininging.

Well, no. I don't really live anywhere at present.

My brother does, however, live in the vicinity.

I miss an Dave.

No snow here, just lots of ice everywhere. I imagine I shall go A over T later :/

I saw our new member aswell and chuckled

I beg to differ. I said it was FREEEEZING! Which it is, hence the ice

TEMPWN

You should have got up earlier then, plenty of snow about when I walked to work!

Aside from getting 4 hours sleep because my sleep pattern is borked, I bought my monthly train pass today. I typed in my pin, it processed, it said remove card. I removed card. The cunt behind the screen then shouted at me because he reckons I removed the card prematurely and it didn't go through, so I did it again.

And I've just checked my bank balance. The statement hasn't updated yet but LO AND BEHOLD, my available balance is down by the tune of two £68 train tickets instead of one. If that resolves into a double charge I'm going to go fucking mental.