Bits and Bobs - Fourteen

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Zardoz wrote:

I blame DavSpaz for dredging up this shit.

But I'd better get another mention this year!

Who are you? Can we swap you for Dr Ashens?

Hello? Hello? Stop calling this number.

[Click Brrrrrrrrrrr]

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:48

I wonder, if we were to find some magical list of the site's top posters, where Kovacs would appear.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:48

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Actually as Dave has pointed out, I'm blind, and you're #16 now.

Twice, bitch.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:48

Did someone say 16th?

Wonder what that was about.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:48

Cheers Zardoz... I know now

I did not know you could filter the members list like, that, I never had to before.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:49

Mr Dave wrote:

Did someone say 16th?

Wonder what that was about.

Thank you Mr Dave, I wondered why you typed 16th!!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

0x10.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Dave wrote:

Did someone say 16th?

Wonder what that was about.

16th? That's like being the UK's third best selling 8 bit home computer.

Wait a moment........

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38484

sorry Doccy G, didn't mean to whip up a shitstorm. I for one thought it was a nice thing to do. You were even nice to dear old Dudders

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

DavPaz wrote:

sorry Doccy G, didn't mean to whip up a shitstorm. I for one thought it was a nice thing to do.

Hah, I really don't think anyone is being genuinely butthurt.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:52

What a good day, I have done 4 reports whaen i only needed to do three..... so tomorrows work is ligher... woot.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:52

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

sorry Doccy G, didn't mean to whip up a shitstorm. I for one thought it was a nice thing to do.

Hah, I really don't think anyone is being genuinely butthurt.

Not at all, I only joined Sept 2008...

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:52

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Hah, I really don't think anyone is being genuinely butthurt.

Whatever, dice. At least you got a mention *sniff sniff*

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Malabar Front wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Hah, I really don't think anyone is being genuinely butthurt.

Whatever, dice. At least you got a mention *sniff sniff*

Are you Dr Ashens?

[sits patiently cross legged on floor awaiting the second coming.]

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:56

I can't stop thinking:

"Jedward Woodward"

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:56

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Are you Dr Ashens?

Soon…

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38484

At least that nynfortwo twat has nobbed off now. What a waste of pixels he was

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:57

I know he does those videos and likes retro stuff more than me, but you didn't really mean it... did you?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:58

That MrDavPaz was a reyt coont as well.

Noseybonk · **Joined:** 14th Oct, 2008 **Posts:** 9

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Zardoz wrote:

I know he does those videos and likes retro stuff more than me, but you didn't really mean it... did you?

All I'm saying is that I'm prepared to sacrifice as many of you as it takes to the great forum gods in order to get Flack, Ashens and possibly a Pickford to post.

Think of it like this. A Gaywood is worth two Crasters. But a Flack is worth 1.4 Gaywoods. So science says (and correct me if I'm wrong) if we sacrifice Craster 2.8 times, we'll get our fix of Japanese retro gaming.

Of course you get 12 (angry men - Ed) to a Craster these days. So there are some benefits.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:05

I'd like Ashens and the Pickfords - not fussed about Flack, though.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38484

i'd allow everyone back, as long as I can sacrifice (Noone - Ed)

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:08

The past is overrated. I'm interested in what's going to happen in 2010!

The Manchester meet, for one.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:08

I challenge anyone to not be charmed by Pawn. NSFW!

It's the delightful tale of a young lass* and her enormous-bosomed demon companion trying to make their way out of a labyrinth. Both characters are wonderfully endearing and I'm incredibly happy that the author is finally bringing it out of hiatus apparently. (I wanna see the ending!)

I read the whole thing start to finish yesterday and loved every minute of it.

*there is sort of a third character, and that's the young lady's butt. Her medival outfit is a bit too short, and she doesn't wear underwear, so every time she falls over (which is often) her butt is exposed. Plus they're ascending out of this labyrinth...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38484

mmm... Meet

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:10

I get to meet DavPaz...as he said he was not at work when i was in Liverpool *narrows eyes*

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:11

How early is too early to start taking bribes for crash space?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

myp wrote:

The past is overrated. I'm interested in what's going to happen in 2010!

I predict jetpacks, the coming of age for Linux on the desktop and at least 1 poster being arrested after exposing themselves to the staff of a Wimpy Bar.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

How early is too early to start taking bribes for crash space?

How palatial is your pad?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:12

chinnyhill10 wrote:

myp wrote:

The past is overrated. I'm interested in what's going to happen in 2010!

I predict jetpacks, the coming of age for Linux on the desktop and at least 1 poster being arrested after exposing themselves to the staff of a Wimpy Bar.

And someone will post about cars on the forum.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38484

KovacsC wrote:

I get to meet DavPaz...as he said he was not at work when i was in Liverpool *narrows eyes*

I was in Devon, dude

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:13

chinnyhill10 wrote:

myp wrote:

The past is overrated. I'm interested in what's going to happen in 2010!

I predict jetpacks, the coming of age for Linux on the desktop and at least 1 poster being arrested after exposing themselves to the staff of a Wimpy Bar.

You forgot virtual reality.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:14

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

How early is too early to start taking bribes for crash space?

At least wait until it's the same year, you spaz!

I'll promise not to tell anyone any hilariously embarrassing stories about you.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:14

DavPaz wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I get to meet DavPaz...as he said he was not at work when i was in Liverpool *narrows eyes*

I was in Devon, dude

I don't blame you!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

myp wrote:

The past is overrated. I'm interested in what's going to happen in 2010!

I predict jetpacks, the coming of age for Linux on the desktop and at least 1 poster being arrested after exposing themselves to the staff of a Wimpy Bar.

You forgot virtual reality.

I tried Virtual Reality in 1992. It was shit.

That is all.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

DavPaz wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I get to meet DavPaz...as he said he was not at work when i was in Liverpool *narrows eyes*

I was in Devon, dude

Tell him I'm not in.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:16

I fear a future in which Zardoz does crude VR-o-grams instead of photoshops.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:16

chinnyhill10 wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I get to meet DavPaz...as he said he was not at work when i was in Liverpool *narrows eyes*

I was in Devon, dude

Prevert.

Anyone who tries to hotlink Tripod hosted images is.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:16

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

How early is too early to start taking bribes for crash space?

I have Gefilte fish!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:17

Oy vey!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MetalAngel wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I get to meet DavPaz...as he said he was not at work when i was in Liverpool *narrows eyes*

I was in Devon, dude

Prevert.

Anyone who tries to hotlink Tripod hosted images is.

Whoops!

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:47

I can't believe I wasn't on Gaywoods list last Christmas

*sniff sniff*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

superdupergill wrote:

I can't believe I wasn't on Gaywoods list last Christmas

*sniff sniff*

"Joined: 9th Mar, 2009"

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:49

What Craster said.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14495

superdupergill wrote:

I can't believe I wasn't on Gaywoods list last Christmas

*sniff sniff*

And you'll only make this years if he does the top 40 (or just picks people :-)

memberlist.php?mode=&sk=d&sd=d

Its interesting to see where the breaks are in there

To make it into the

Top 10 - 8678
Top 20 - 4389
Top 30 - 3445
Top 40 - 2358
Top 50 - 1792
Top 60 - 1175
Top 70 - 865
Top 80 - 520
Top 90 - 387
Top 100 - 270

And a graph of poster numbers :

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:01

zaphod79 wrote:

superdupergill wrote:

I can't believe I wasn't on Gaywoods list last Christmas

*sniff sniff*

And you'll only make this years if he does the top 40 (or just picks people :-)

memberlist.php?mode=&sk=d&sd=d

Top 20 - 4389

Pah, I can easily sort that out.

4390!

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

phew, I'm not in the top fifty.. dodged a bullet there.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:13

Craster wrote:

superdupergill wrote:

I can't believe I wasn't on Gaywoods list last Christmas

*sniff sniff*

"Joined: 9th Mar, 2009"

Ignorance is not an excuse! You should all have been sat with baited breath anticipating my arrival.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:15

"I sure can't wait for Gill to get here, but until then I hope she has a Merry Axemas. Whoever she is."

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