Bits and Bobs - Fourteen

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38492

myp wrote:

DavPaz: I like your sheets.

Am I doing this right?

You have excellent... grammar.

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:16

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

With one (understandable) omission.

Ah yeah. I was steering clear of that one.

Yeah, sorry everyone.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38492

Captain Caveman wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

With one (understandable) omission.

Ah yeah. I was steering clear of that one.

Yeah, sorry everyone.

Shhh! Back in your box.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:17

Ok... Now I'm very lost. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my trailer.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:19

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Malabar Front wrote:

I'll more than likely be on L4D2 all weekend

Preordered.

Quote:

with Miss Malabar

Preorder cancelled.

I'll do you a favour and not mention that to her. Every time one of those short guys in Borderlands attacks us, she screams "FUCKING GAYWOOD!"

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:21

TheVision wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

TheVision wrote:

At least you got a mention.... :droool:

Chin up. I think he did the top 20 posters at that time.

I'm only messing... I like being like an extra on the forum! Kind of like a mysterious bit player. I imagine the forum credits would run and I would appear under the heading "Guest starring.."

Nah, if we were in the credits, we'd be like the unnamed characters in films like 'Man in hat' and 'Man blown to smithereens'.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38492

Now there's an idea for a Christmas message: Forum Credits...

Director: Grim...
Editor: Craster

Etc...

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Malabar Front wrote:

I'll do you a favour and not mention that to her. Every time one of those short guys in Borderlands attacks us, she screams "FUCKING GAYWOOD!"

MY LEGEND LIVES ON.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

My overriding memory of gaming with Mrs Malabar was a round of Survival in L4D, in the Lighthouse map. She fussed over the placement of the petrol cans and gas cylinders for ages, bossing us around as to where they would go, tutting when we deviated from her master plan by a molecule, and generally being In Charge. We lasted less than a minute.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:25

DavPaz wrote:

Now there's an idea for a Christmas message: Forum Credits...

Director: Grim...
Editor: Craster

Etc...

Best Boy?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:26

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

My overriding memory of gaming with Mrs Malabar was a round of Survival in L4D, in the Lighthouse map. She fussed over the placement of the petrol cans and gas cylinders for ages, bossing us around as to where they would go, tutting when we deviated from her master plan by a molecule, and generally being In Charge. We lasted less than a minute.

Sounds about right. I barely played that mode, though — couldn't stand it.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:26

TheVision wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Reading the good Doctors Christmas blessings list makes you realise what an odd bunch of characters we have on this forum!

I love the fact that all he could muster about me is 'nice avatar'.

It reminds me of the Simpsons where Homer thinks he's dying and says (something like) "Lisa, I know you'll make me proud. Bart... I like your sheets"

I hope I've made more of an impression this year.

At least you got a mention.... :droool:

And me. WHat about me - I've known the git for over ten years.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

DBSnappa wrote:

And me. WHat about me - I've known the git for over ten years.

me, a year ago wrote:

(hopefully I will get time to write more of these. I am working my way down the members list in post order.)

You're #37 in that list as of now, and presumbly weren't any higher last year.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38492

What frightens me is that in less than a year, JC is making a run on the top 20.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10096

Cor, I'm #34. Going up in the world.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:34

JC is awesome though.

Also: It's in order of The Docs 'would' 'Razzle stack'.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:35

Had a text just now from my team leader, telling me that tomorrow I am now going to do the other desk (which I hate), and duly be staying an hour later too, until 10pm.

Except, I'd already made plans to go away this weekend, straight from work, at my usual finish time of 9pm.

So I'm not asked so much as told at practically the last minute, and then I am made to feel I'm being unreasonable when I refuse to work the extra hour as I've already made lans.

EDIT: Colleague has just told me it's NOT short notice, she'd booked yesterday off ages ago but team leader hadn't bothered amending the roster (so I could see that I'd been swapped) nor telling me until now. Which to my mind is still short notice as regardless of how far in advance it's booked, if it's impossible for me to be aware of it then it might as well be a last minute change. Still, my relief is now coming in an hour early (he doesn't mind overtime) but I am still being made to feel a bit guilty for not being flexible.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

Also: It's in order of The Docs 'would' 'Razzle stack'.

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:52

Mr Chris wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

JC is awesome though.

Also: It's in order of The Docs 'would' 'Razzle stack'.

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

Um, actually I'm kinda glad to not be amongst the favoured few in that case...

:DD

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 16:53

Edit - Gah, double posting fuckery, sorry. Wasn't that funny first time around... :facepalm:

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:00

DavPaz wrote:

What frightens me is that in less than a year, JC is making a run on the top 20.

I'm... not concerned.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Mr Chris wrote:

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

#3. Myp and Ange were first.

Captain Caveman wrote:

Um, actually I'm kinda glad to not be amongst the favoured few in that case...

Cavey, I'd rock your world.

And then steal your car.

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:03

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

#3. Myp and Ange were first.

Captain Caveman wrote:

Um, actually I'm kinda glad to not be amongst the favoured few in that case...

Cavey, I'd rock your world.

And then steal your car.

Meh! Fair play to you, sir.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:04

Captain Caveman wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

JC is awesome though.

Also: It's in order of The Docs 'would' 'Razzle stack'.

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

Um, actually I'm kinda glad to not be amongst the favoured few in that case...

:DD

Not on the list as you'll be the 'baggage handler' out of shot.

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:06

Zardoz wrote:

Not on the list as you'll be the 'baggage handler' out of shot.

Well, I knows my place Zarzie!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

#3. Myp and Ange were first.

I thought they were a Jedward style gestalt now?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:06

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

#3. Myp and Ange were first.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:07

The question now is who would the Doc finish in?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38492

Mr Chris wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Yeah baby! #2! Woot!

#3. Myp and Ange were first.

I thought they were a Jedward style gestalt now?

Mange

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:09

Mynge, you dick.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

Mynge, you dick.

Christ, at least someone got it right! Cuh, Davpaz. :roll:

myp · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:24

Mange has been the accepted portmanteau for about five years now.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:24

Or-Ange. I'm surprised she didn't kill me when I said it.

Oh, that's right. Too many witnesses.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:26

myp wrote:

Mange has been the accepted portmanteau for about five years now.

It's Mynge now.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:35

Mangelina

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Ange.

I mean, let's just be honest about the division of power.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:40

DavPaz wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Reading the good Doctors Christmas blessings list makes you realise what an odd bunch of characters we have on this forum!

I love the fact that all he could muster about me is 'nice avatar'.

It reminds me of the Simpsons where Homer thinks he's dying and says (something like) "Lisa, I know you'll make me proud. Bart... I like your sheets"

I hope I've made more of an impression this year.

At least you got a mention *sniff sniff*

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:40

MetalAngel wrote:

Or-Ange. I'm surprised she didn't kill me when I said it.

Oh, that's right. Too many witnesses.

Was that before or after her watching you in the toilet episode?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

KovacsC wrote:

At least you got a mention *sniff sniff*

Again with this?!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:42

no no it is fine..... *sniff sniff*

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

It does clearly state it's only the top 30 posters, you know. Which you're not in now, I think, let alone last year.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:44

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

DavPaz wrote:

What frightens me is that in less than a year, JC is making a run on the top 20.

He's (Sideboard Chimney Chair - Ed) for the 90's.

Anyone want to start a sweepstake?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:45

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

It does clearly state it's only the top 30 posters, you know. Which you're not in now, I think, let alone last year.

Fair Enough.... *sniff*

I wonder where I am in posting now?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:46

I blame DavSpaz for dredging up this shit.

But I'd better get another mention this year!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Actually as Dave has pointed out, I'm blind, and you're #16 now.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:46

I've dropped from 26 (I think) to 28, Nervous Pete was 28th last time and the last one in the last. I better not drop any more!

Malc

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:47

KovacsC wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

It does clearly state it's only the top 30 posters, you know. Which you're not in now, I think, let alone last year.

Fair Enough.... *sniff*

I wonder where I am in posting now?

16th.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:47

Wow 16th...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:47

KovacsC wrote:

I wonder where I am in posting now?

16th!

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