Bits and Bobs 2

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:19

Morte wrote:

That's been sorted...I contacted MS immediately as I realised they could go on a MS Point spending spree if they accessed it (plus get some personal information). I then changed the password so that bits covered until I get another Sex Box and unsuspend the account.

Phew. Quick thinking batman.

I wouldn't worry too much about leaving the window open, don't beat yourself up over it, could have happened anyhow.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:19

It was (is) an Octavia VRS...getting on a bit now as it's about five years old but it goes like stink. That's why I'm worried that they could do some damage with it.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20

MaliA wrote:

Morte wrote:

That's been sorted...I contacted MS immediately as I realised they could go on a MS Point spending spree if they accessed it (plus get some personal information). I then changed the password so that bits covered until I get another Sex Box and unsuspend the account.

Phew. Quick thinking batman.

I wouldn't worry too much about leaving the window open, don't beat yourself up over it, could have happened anyhow.

Cheers, that's what the SOC Copper and the Statement taking coppers said but it doesn't stop the feeling.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I won't feel 100% secure at home until auto-tracking mounted turrets become legal.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:23

And in spooky coincidence news I got a call from my mother to tell me my cousin in Liverpool who has just returned from hospital with her two new twins was broken into last night and they nicked the car keys, locked her, her boyfriend and the three kids in the house and then proceeded to nick all the baby stuff and their car.

Wankers.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:23

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I won't feel 100% secure at home until auto-tracking mounted turrets become legal.

Very much

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Morte wrote:

And in spooky coincidence news I got a call from my mother to tell me my cousin in Liverpool who has just returned from hospital with her two new twins was broken into last night and they nicked the car keys, locked her, her boyfriend and the three kids in the house and then proceeded to nick all the baby stuff and their car.

Wankers.

It never ceases to amaze me how people can be such utter, utter cunts. Makes all my issues seem very silly in comparison.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:45

Jesus Morte, that's awful!

I never lock my door when I'm in the house, isn't it a fire risk?

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:49

Amusingly, my new missus has just registered under the name Shin.

Without me telling her of the forum's existence.

What are the chances? Especially considering she's supposed to be locked up in my basement.

Welcome anyway, dear.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

GazChap wrote:

Amusingly, my new missus has just registered under the name Shin.

Without me telling her of the forum's existence.

What are the chances? Especially considering she's supposed to be locked up in my basement.

Welcome anyway, dear.

Quite clearly, you are being stalked.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

GazChap wrote:

Amusingly, my new missus has just registered under the name Shin.

Without me telling her of the forum's existence.

That's actually a little creepy. She's clearly a spy.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Jesus Morte, that's awful!

I never lock my door when I'm in the house, isn't it a fire risk?

In the event of a fire I *think* I'll be capable of the 2-second action of unlocking the door before I'm burned to death. The idea that you shouldn't lock it in case you spazz out so much that you can't get the door unlocked is patently absurd.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:51

Having the windows locked when you're in strikes me as a bit odd. I lock everything up at night, but not during the day.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Get a Yale? Locked from the outside, not from the inside. A Yale!

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:52

Testing?! This bloody things broken...ah shit

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:53

Gaz, did that weird rash you were talking about the other month clear up in hte end?

Either way, you should call that chick and tell ehr about it, just in case she's unaware.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:53

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Quite clearly, you are being stalked.

Apparently "SHIN is short for Shinonbiyoru which loosely MEANS Stalker in japanese!!"

I think now's about time I end this relationship.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:54

That's the world's biggest signature.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:54

myoptika wrote:

That's the world's biggest signature.

She's already been warned

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:56

Okay...haven't broken anything, I get confused by all the buttons and things *g'bless*
Um, heya ^.^

Funny you should say about the stalker thing...

Yeah, just been told about the siggy thing. Will do so. Maybe there should be a thing where you can only post a TEENY bit of text, otherwise people like myself will write shit

Bye Gareth

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

The internet should be a thing where you can only post a teeny bit of text. A daily 50 character limit or something.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:57

myoptika wrote:

Having the windows locked when you're in strikes me as a bit odd. I lock everything up at night, but not during the day.

Everything is locked up 24/7 at mine, windows and doors, whether I'm in or out. For some reason, there are extra locks on the back door too.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:58

Craster wrote:

The internet should be a thing where you can only post a teeny bit of text. A daily 50 character limit or something.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:58

Shin wrote:

Bye Gareth

Gaz wants to know if he can come out and play poker tonight.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:02

Uh...I wasn't aware he had to ask permission to go outside and play with the other kids? Of course he can *frowns* I think I'm going to do some post reading and see exactly what Mr.G has said about my wonderful self...then we'll see if the relationship still stands ^.^

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

*grabs popcorn*

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:08

CURSE YOU, INTERNET.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

devilman wrote:

For some reason, there are extra locks on the back door too.

Someone raiding your back entrance can be a painful experience, so it's good that you've taken precautions.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:11

Now Gaz knows how I felt when Ange signed up. We needs a separate WAGs forum.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

The thought just occurred, it can't be that long until the mod elections. I really must get my slur campaign against Craster going.

Craster strokes badgers and they are known to spread TB.

That is all.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:13

There's an awful lot os posts about me...I don't appreciate the 'slaaaag' comment though

Why be coy about things? If you think you like someone then go for it, nothing slaggish about it-so NYAH to you

And I looove facebook-so what? reiterate: NYAH to you.

If I had genuinely known he was on her myoptika I wouldn't have joined

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Comical for mod, minimal death and maximum justice promised.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:15

Shin wrote:

If I had genuinely known he was on her myoptika I wouldn't have joined

So you didn't know Gaz was on here? Haha, priceless.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Comical for mod, minimal death and maximum justice promised.

I can't help but think it would all end in tears:

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:22

GazChap wrote:

CURSE YOU, INTERNET.

For £50 I could do a little creative editing.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

chinnyhill10 wrote:

The thought just occurred, it can't be that long until the mod elections. I really must get my slur campaign against Craster going.

Craster strokes badgers and they are known to spread TB.

No, no no.

Crasser shrokes bajurs an zhey're know t' shpread TB.

That's a slur campaign.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:24

Get out.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Craster wrote:

That's a slur campaign.

You stroke badgers for £2 a month.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:27

chinnyhill10 wrote:

devilman wrote:

For some reason, there are extra locks on the back door too.

Someone raiding your back entrance can be a painful experience, so it's good that you've taken precautions.

Depends on whether they batter their way in, or slip in quietly. I'm sorry to hear about your burglary, Morte. I am thinking I should put my keys somewhere other than the sideboard by the door now.

And welcome, Shin!

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:28

Shin wrote:

If I had genuinely known he was on her myoptika I wouldn't have joined

How did you find this place? (out of curiosity rather than a 'HOW DID YOU FIND US!? QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES' kinda thing)

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:29

Haha, Gaz bones shin.

There should be a funnier bone-related pun there somewhere.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

myoptika wrote:

Haha, Gaz bones shin.

There should be a funnier bone-related pun there somewhere.

Gaz knocks up his shin!

or

Gaz bangs shin!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:32

Woah, that's moving fast, you only met earlier this month and she's already moved in to your own forum

Also, welcome, Shin.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:33

Zio wrote:

*grabs popcorn*

Hell, yeah.

This is gonna be awesome.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:34

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

GazChap wrote:

CURSE YOU, INTERNET.

For £50 I could do a little creative editing.

Surely that should be "I'll do a little creative editing, unless you give me £50" ?

No wait, that would be Gaywood.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:35

kalmar wrote:

Woah, that's moving fast, you only met earlier this month and she's already moved in to your own forum

So it's World of Gazzles now, is it? CUS won't be happy.

//edit: Do you have spies in Wrexham by the way, MaliA?

I saw a bloke walking around Wrexham town centre in a T-shirt that had "MALIAS MAGIC MEN" written on the back of it.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:38

GazChap wrote:

I saw a bloke walking around Wrexham town centre in a T-shirt that had "MALIAS MAGIC MEN" written on the back of it.

That is most awesome. Find him, and bring him to me.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

AceAceBaby wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

devilman wrote:

For some reason, there are extra locks on the back door too.

Someone raiding your back entrance can be a painful experience, so it's good that you've taken precautions.

Depends on whether they batter their way in, or slip in quietly.

Or perhaps they used a blunt instrument to gain entry?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:39

Morte wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I won't feel 100% secure at home until auto-tracking mounted turrets become legal.

Very much

Not against the right to bear arms for home defence, then?

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:40

Zio wrote:

*grabs popcorn*

Hutch up.

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