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Why do you have a testicle button?

And yet it doesn't even try to parse "ption"? Hmmm.

Wouldn't that go off if you left it out of the fridge like that?

Shut your whore mouth

The smell of that place must have been awful.

You'd need a fat hairy bloke for it to be authentic.

do you get ginger pigs? I think you're safe.

do you even get ginger pigs? I think you're safe.

Over and above the standard 'I'm not ginger' objection

I ate a shit load of scratchings last night and woke up twice in the small hours of the morning feeling rather sick. I wasn't sick, but it was like I had a crazy bout of acid indigestion come on all of a sudden.

Some more scratchings should put that fire out I reckon.

TheVision wrote:

It wasn't the scratchings, it was the coating of Crasters acid jazz.

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DavPaz wrote:

It's a bit like the FA did with football holigans.

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

It's a bit like the FA did with football holigans.

But with machetes and assault weapons

Happy Black Country day everyone! I'm going to celebrate with a bag of scratchings.

Nice to see this in the office. The wording amuses me though - it's like this isn't a company policy decision, the toilet has decided this all on its own

Is that applicable to all the bathrooms in your office?

Author:	Mr Dave [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:54 ]
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MrChris wrote: Why do you have a testicle button? Autocomplete buttons. Type in test, getvan ption oF testicle

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:54 ]
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And yet it doesn't even try to parse "ption"? Hmmm.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:58 ]
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MrChris wrote: And yet it doesn't even try to parse "ption"? Hmmm. That's a word. It's an onomatopoeic description of the noise a trouser button makes when it bursts off and flies across the room.

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:01 ]
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Is that after you've pressed the testicle button?

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:02 ]
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Oh no. That makes an entirely different noise.

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Author:	Mr Dave [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:44 ]
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Keyboard has no automatic autocompletion. or any autocorrection. So leaving "ption" is... unsurpising.

Author:	TheVision [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:03 ]
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Does anyone like scratchings? I went to a scratching factory this morning. It stunk but it was great.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:12 ]
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uncontrollable jizzing

Author:	Mimi [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:13 ]
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Is a scratching like pig skin? Like the crackling stuff?

Author:	KovacsC [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:13 ]
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yes, it is

Author:	Mimi [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:14 ]
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Wouldn't that go off if you left it out of the fridge like that?

Author:	myp [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:14 ]
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Yummy

Author:	KovacsC [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:15 ]
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Mimi wrote: Wouldn't that go off if you left it out of the fridge like that? not is dried and preserved, like crisps. normally buy them in the pub

Author:	DavPaz [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:50 ]
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It's like a vegan nightmare

Author:	Mimi [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 20:25 ]
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Goodness me. Someone on Teitter has just posted a picture of (apparently, though you'd not recognise him) Paul Gasgoune in the street, in an open dressing gown, naked underneath, cigarette in mouth, (accidentally) flashing people, apparently having caught a cab to buy alcohol. It's heartbreaking. He's clearly very, very ill. He's so thin and just a hollow shell of 'Gazza'. He clearly needs help and care. When someone is making themselves so ill can't they be taken under care (I don't want to say 'forcefully' as that sounds like physical restraint... Which j guess it is... I don't know. He just looks like he desperately needs someone to help him.

Author:	GazChap [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:54 ]
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The smell of that place must have been awful.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 16:55 ]
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Shut your whore mouth

Author:	Mr Dave [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 17:10 ]
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Cras wrote: Shut your whore mouth Hey, you're the one uncontrollably jizzing on dead Pigs. Aiming for the PM job then?

Author:	TheVision [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 17:37 ]
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GazChap wrote: The smell of that place must have been awful. Imagine the smell that you get when you open a bag of scratchings. Multiply that by a billion... It was like that. It was awesome.

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 20:25 ]
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That's literally heaven.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 20:55 ]
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Jesus. One of the things I really mustn't eat any more... I'll just jizz with Craster.

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:01 ]
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Now I really really want some scratchings.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:04 ]
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All those scratchings making me itch.

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:05 ]
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And Ellie Harrison.

Author:	Jem [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:10 ]
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Someone bring me some scratchings.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:10 ]
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Can you make scratchings from people? Asking for a friend.

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:12 ]
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You'd need a fat hairy bloke for it to be authentic.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:24 ]
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MrChris wrote: You'd need a fat hairy bloke for it to be authentic. Hi guys what's going on in here?

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:28 ]
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do you even get ginger pigs? I think you're safe.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:29 ]
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MrChris wrote: do you get ginger pigs? I think you're safe. Over and above the standard 'I'm not ginger' objection, yes. Yes you do.

Author:	MrChris [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 21:32 ]
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Dude. Come on. You're too old to be coy.

Author:	Grim... [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 22:18 ]
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MrChris wrote: do you even get ginger pigs? I think you're safe. One of the best butchers around. https://www.thegingerpig.co.uk

Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:00 ]
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Cras wrote: Over and above the standard 'I'm not ginger' objection Your beard disagrees with you.

Author:	TheVision [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:45 ]
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I ate a shit load of scratchings last night and woke up twice in the small hours of the morning feeling rather sick. I wasn't sick, but it was like I had a crazy bout of acid indigestion come on all of a sudden. Some more scratchings should put that fire out I reckon.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:47 ]
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TheVision wrote: I ate a shit load of scratchings last night and woke up twice in the small hours of the morning feeling rather sick. I wasn't sick, but it was like I had a crazy bout of acid indigestion come on all of a sudden. Some more scratchings should put that fire out I reckon. It wasn't the scratchings, it was the coating of Crasters acid jazz.