Be Excellent To Each Other
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/

Bits and Bobs 48
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10936		 Page 48 of 60
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jul 24, 2017 21:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
No neeeeeeeeeeed
Author:  Warhead [ Mon Jul 24, 2017 22:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
DBSnappa wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Bamba wrote:
And you've switched off the Motion Interpolation/Smoothing setting that specifically does everything you're describing there, right?

Gaywood always complains about that when he sees it. It's fucking invisible to me.

Old people can't see it. It's like those alarms that emit a high pitch to keep young people from hanging around outside Spar

Oddly, I can hear those. And I also find it hilarious that school kids are using the noise as a notification alert on their phone, because the teachers can't hear it.

Also Gaywood is older than me ;)


Really? Huh! I thought you and Cavey were the oldest two on here! Gaywood must look young for his years. Can you hear dog whistles?

I think it's Warhead, Cavey and me who are the eldest. Not sure what order we're in though. I'm almost a decade older than Grim... though, and 9 and bit years older than DoccyG.


At the time of posting, I am 63 years, 5 months, and 6 days old.

So there.
Author:  Mimi [ Mon Jul 24, 2017 23:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
DBSnappa is too handsome to have an age. See also: JBR.
Author:  Cras [ Mon Jul 24, 2017 23:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi is annihilating Grim... in this thread.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
I love Grim... :DD

I know he's my age. I'm sure a drunk Egg once tried to explain to a drunk Mimi that we were in the same class together, which was odd as there were no other white people at my school and so Grim... and Egg must have changed significantly from their larval forms. So, I assume he meant the class of... whenever. I don't actually know how that works or what year I started/began school. So I guess Grim was born in '78 (or 77/79, depending on the time of year).

Still looks like he's the inspiration for Bear Glove Man Smell Stick, though. Bear Glove sounds like a sex aid made by a man living alone in a wooden hut with a shotgun axe, and pipe as his prized possessions.
Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
Bear Glove sounds like a sex aid made by a man living in a wooden hut with a shotgun axe, and pipe as his prized possessions.


Yo! Kern!
Author:  Trousers [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
About 3 times a day I accidentally learn about bees because I can't type beex into my address bar

Attachment:
bee.JPG
Author:  Malc [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
MaliA wrote:
Malc wrote:
I have to go to Leeds in a fortnight for a court case. Anyone want a beer?


Which dates? I am 15 mins from Leeds by train. And away first week in August


Sorry, I missed this, I think I go up on the 6th, case is on 7th and 8th, and then back down on the 8th or 9th depending on timings.
Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
Still looks like he's the inspiration for Bear Glove Man Smell Stick, though. Bear Glove sounds like a sex aid made by a man living alone in a wooden hut with a shotgun axe, and pipe as his prized possessions.


Shotgun Axe!
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Hey, hands off my shaxe!
Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Malc wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Malc wrote:
I have to go to Leeds in a fortnight for a court case. Anyone want a beer?


Which dates? I am 15 mins from Leeds by train. And away first week in August


Sorry, I missed this, I think I go up on the 6th, case is on 7th and 8th, and then back down on the 8th or 9th depending on timings.


Maybe. In Kernow next week, netrunner is on Monday 7th, so maybe 8th.not sure if i can get out on the 6th.
Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Grim... wrote:
Hey, hands off my shaxe!

No, you take your hands off my gnife!
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Squirt wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Hey, hands off my shaxe!

No, you take your hands off my gnife!

Nein! Get back from my Swistol!
Image
Author:  Trousers [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
This is like Forum Dead Rising. Next; Chainsaw Machete
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Get your hands off my rear!

Image
Author:  markg [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Image
Gutlery.
Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 16:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Cock
Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 17:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Luckily I have a shield to protect me! Also: It's a gun.
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 17:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Zardoz wrote:
I think my hard drive is on its way out.


At 63 years, 5 months, and 7 days old, I suspect mine may be too. :hat:

Also, I can't hear much above 8khz, I discovered recently. Mrs. W said that the swift chicks are making a lot of squeaky noise in next doors eves, but I can't hear them.

Last year she asked me why the squeaking noise coming from our old tumble dryer wasn't getting on me nerves, but I couldn't hear that, either. I gave it the WD40 treatment, which apparently worked for a few weeks, but then I had to buy a new one as it was, 'Either me or the tumbler.' Had to think about that one a bit, before coughing up the lolly.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 17:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Squirt wrote:
Luckily I have a shield to protect me! Also: It's a gun.

Ah, so that's where 'Shunned' comes from.
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 17:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Show me a crovel and all my perk weapons are covered.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 18:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Warhead wrote:
swift chicks are making a lot of squeaky noise next door


:monacle face:
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 18:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
Warhead wrote:
swift chicks are making a lot of squeaky noise next door


:monacle face:

Can we have the similes in the BBCode buttons thing for mobile?
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
The Grimlet is currently locked in someone's toilet.

The locksmith is "down to plan C".

"Plan E" involves putting the boot on it.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Oh dear, I hope he's ok.

Also :DD
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Apparently Plan F involves the fire brigade.

LIVE UPDATE: He's out!
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
:excellent:
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
How did he manage that?

:D
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
I woild have paid them an hourly rate for a few hours and sloped off for a few jars.
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 17:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Grim... wrote:
They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

I meant how did he lock himself in? Was it a fodgy lock?
Author:  Cras [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 17:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Grim... wrote:
They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.


Surely that's a 'new door + new lock' option? Couldn't they just drill through the lock and save fucking the door?
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 17:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

I meant how did he lick himself in? Was it a foggy lick?

:this:
Author:  devilman [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 17:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

I meant how did he lick himself in? Was it a foggy lick?


\
Attachment:
allo.jpg
Author:  DBSnappa [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 19:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Cras wrote:
Grim... wrote:
They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.


Surely that's a 'new door + new lock' option? Couldn't they just drill through the lock and save fucking the door?

At least they didn't use a fire axe ;)
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
This is a thing that Russell just drew.

Go on... tell me what it's supposed to be.
Author:  krazywookie [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Went with the Samsung. It's great!
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
krazywookie wrote:
Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

It's a flower.

Can you imagine the state of Valentine's Day in this household?
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
No, it's clearly a flenis.
Author:  krazywookie [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

It's a flower.

Can you imagine the state of Valentine's Day in this household?

That does not look like a flower. My next guess was going to be hermit crab
Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
I'm more curious about 1 across on the crossword.
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
I'm more curious about 1 across on the crossword.

1A) Neigh
2A) Scents
(nascence)
Author:  krazywookie [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
I'm more curious about 1 across on the crossword.

1A) Neigh
2A) Scents
(nascence)

That makes nay sense.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
FLENIS
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 22:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
MrChris wrote:
FLENIS

Is the plural flenises or fleni?
Author:  krazywookie [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 22:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
Mimi wrote:
MrChris wrote:
FLENIS

Is the plural flenises or fleni?

Or just flenis? Like sheep.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Jul 26, 2017 23:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
krazywookie wrote:
Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)


I have held one of the torches.
Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 0:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
KovacsC wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)


I have held one of the torches.


I have held both the Olympic torch and the Paralympic torch. The bloke that made them was a lovely fella!
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 0:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 48
A bell end in wire wool.
Page 48 of 60 All times are UTC [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/