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Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 16:46 ]
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BBC News website today is consistently reminding me quite how much I would love to nail Carla Bruni.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 19:07 ]
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Well that was a waste of my time and money. Fucking Oxford and its parks. M40 is jammed, probably due to Moto GP and I am now at home by myself with only ITV and fucking Budweiser that I did not get to drink this afternoon.

Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 20:48 ]
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I'm glad I wasn't intending to be down to ruin any more friendships this weekend then.

Author:  Anonymous X [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 22:40 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
Today: any random tom dick or harry with a chip on their shoulder, or ruthless entrepreneur, can get government money to set up and run their own school. Specifically to teach creationism you can only assume. I mean SRSLY WTF?

No-one will.


Actually they already are. Toby Young was wanking on a week or two ago on Radio 4 about how he and other parents in his area are doing it - they got all prepared for the moment they could apply.

Depressing, isn't it? Special middle-class enclave schools funded by robbing the poor.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010 ... -from-poor

I feel most angry about the expansion of 'academy' schools, as they exclude statemented kids... I was statemented, and lost out a lot out on almost a quarter my secondary education because the local schools with places didn't want me, and that was in the '90s!

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 22:47 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
BBC News website today is consistently reminding me quite how much I would love to nail Carla Bruni.

I hear she likes tall men.

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:23 ]
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Off up north in a few. Ka is laden down with garlic, crossbows and silver bullets.

Author:  KovacsC [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:39 ]
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Had to reimage my works PC after the helpdesk helped fix it...

Nice surpirse though when I accessed my emails... I got my promotion at work..

From the 1st July I am a 'Information Systems Architect'..... woot!!

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:47 ]
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Ugh. Hangover and jelly tummy. Not good.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:36 ]
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Nice one, KC!

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:59 ]
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What a pain broadband dongles are to setup. Just taken me nearly an hour of hair pulling and I'm still missing a 10 quid top up I paid when I bought it.

The dongle itself was easy, but getting an account setup with T Mobile wasn't. At one stage the process sends a text to the software with a PIN number. This took so long that I thought something had gone wrong. The registration process also demanded the dongles phone number which wasn't clearly provided either.

Works now and actually managed a 3G/HSDPA signal outdoors and upstairs despite being miles from the mast and only being predicted GPRS. Not that I will be using the dongle at home.

Author:  Hugh [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 13:03 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Had to reimage my works PC after the helpdesk helped fix it...

Nice surpirse though when I accessed my emails... I got my promotion at work..

From the 1st July I am a 'Information Systems Architect'..... woot!!


Congratulations.

Yesterday at work the person who recently interviewed me for a job within the company I currently work for has just prised open the window from outside and told me I haven't got it. Dignity at work, people!

Anyway, it was a job in marketing, so it I consider myself fortunate. That way leads to madness and a wardrobe of appalling suits.

Author:  End of an Era [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 13:16 ]
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GazChap wrote:
In about 10 minutes the people from my office, myself included, will be travelling down to the River to partake in the Macmillan Cancer Support Coracle Relay World Championships that many of you kindly donated to.

If you don't hear from me again tonight, I've drowned and am dead.


We didn't hear from him again - so GazChap must've gone down with his ship! Does anybody know when the memorial service is?

Author:  GazChap [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 13:39 ]
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I was knackered last night but I have posted this morning, albeit not in this thread :P

Photos to come, to prove we did it and that it wasn't some hoax to raise money for our own devious ends ;)

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 13:53 ]
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Heh.

Just reading the matchcast on Yahoo for the Holland game and noticed this.

Quote:
Here comes that change... Matsui is replaced by Nakamura.


Sounds like an audiophile changing out his equipment :D

Author:  Wullie [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 13:57 ]
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Lacist

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 14:00 ]
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I have nothing against laces. You should see what a pair of Tims do with none in !

Author:  Wullie [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 14:23 ]
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Throw their shoes at Huns?

Author:  zaphod79 [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 15:58 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
What a pain broadband dongles are to setup. Just taken me nearly an hour of hair pulling and I'm still missing a 10 quid top up I paid when I bought it.


Ahh that reminds me - at some point in the past Nickachu was looking for info on using one of the MIFI dongles with an xbox.

I've just tried it and played a very quick game of ModernJamfactory2 and it worked fine , no obvious lag and connected without any problems.

Mine is the 3 branded one here : http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 3+MIFI.htm
although its been upgraded to use any SIM

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 17:10 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Off up north in a few. Ka is laden down with garlic, crossbows and silver bullets.


Arrived, watched end of match with FiL, had lunch, watched first half of next match with FiL. MrsA and MiL went off to see her sister, so I went and bought a magazine and had a couple of quiet beers. £2.75 a pint, fit barmaid, quiet pub and a decent chat about what was on and what wasn't. Elected for Ringwood Brewery's light summer hoppy offering. Beautiful.

Author:  NervousPete [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 17:13 ]
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Critical mass invasion of over 15 young loud, stamping, jeering jerks in the library here, mere ten minutes from closing.

Peachy. >:(

Author:  devilman [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 17:15 ]
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Craster wrote:
Nice one, JC!


Pfft.. anyone can get a hangover.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 17:16 ]
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zaphod79 wrote:
Mine is the 3 branded one here : http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 3+MIFI.htm
although its been upgraded to use any SIM


People need to be aware that T-Mobile now use 3's HSDPA network. I almost went with 3, but the deal from T Mobile was marginally better.

If T-Mobile get around to using the Orange masts as well, they may have a network that is head and shoulders above everyone else.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 17:29 ]
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devilman wrote:
Craster wrote:
Nice one, JC!


Pfft.. anyone can get a hangover.


Oops. That was supposed to say KC.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 18:28 ]
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devilman wrote:
Craster wrote:
Nice one, JC!


Pfft.. anyone can get a hangover.


After four cans of Carlsberg?

I'm special.

Author:  MrChris [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 22:54 ]
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What's the name of that "band" that is two doctors singing satirical songs about medical related stuff?

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 22:56 ]
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cool scribbly thingy.
http://www.zefrank.com/scribbler/scribblertoo/

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 22:57 ]
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The Who Who

Author:  MrChris [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 22:57 ]
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zefrank's dance lesson videos are legendary.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 22:58 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
What's the name of that "band" that is two doctors singing satirical songs about medical related stuff?


The Amateur Transplants

I think they had an album called Fitness to Practice.

Author:  MrChris [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 23:00 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
What's the name of that "band" that is two doctors singing satirical songs about medical related stuff?


The Amateur Transplants

I think they had an album called Fitness to Practice.

Ah, that's they. A colleague went to see them at a gig recently. I've heard one of their CDs and i had a coronary.

Thanks, chap!

Author:  End of an Era [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 23:01 ]
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Now that Myp is back - what the heck happened to Perkies and Dimrill?

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 0:07 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
What's the name of that "band" that is two doctors singing satirical songs about medical related stuff?


The Amateur Transplants

I think they had an album called Fitness to Practice.


They released a newer one aswell called Unfit to Practice. And it's as marvellous as the first. Wheezy on a Sunday morning cracks me up (song about smokers).

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 0:08 ]
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End of an Era wrote:
Now that Myp is back - what the heck happened to Perkies and Dimrill?


You don't wanna go down that rud.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 0:12 ]
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Hmm to the new toothpaste ad.

"Go on.. Put it on the most sensitive part"

I can just see some one smearing it all over their most sensitive part and saying "Argh it stings !"

Author:  NervousPete [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 0:48 ]
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Flicking channels while dogsitting at ol' Rixondales and come across Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Man, the special effects are great. The model work is fantastic, the shots incredibly atmospheric and the bit where the probe starts lightning bolting around the bridge is genuinely nerve-tingling in its staticky atonal buzzing way.

The plot is incredibly slow though. Six hours to save Earth! Let's carefully examine all angles of this robot-alien probe thing here, and have a working lunch, eh? I've seen classic Tom Baker twelve episode plots with more urgency.

Still, looks amazing. And the Shatner is amusingly hammy.

Author:  Anonymous X [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 0:59 ]
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My favourite Trek film. Honestly.

Author:  NervousPete [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:07 ]
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It's growing on me. It's really weird. Kirk's a man of action and yet he's pretty helpless, only able to observe and analyse. It's more of a genuine hard sci-fi mystery rather than the shooty-bang-bang of most of the others. It's nice to see a sci-fi film doing something different. The only problems are that it needs more of a feeling of threat and danger while they're uncovering things, and better pacing to the clues and answers so friend audience gets to join in. Also Kirk is hamming it up massively. I love his Ron Burgendy-style frustrated fist pound on the table when blonde haired bonus officer William fails to crack the mystery of bald woman after almost doing so.

But the film does look incredible. Enterprise has never looked better, in any film incarnation including the latest. Even little rooms are given big, interesting sets. The jet pack scene I've just seen is visually stunning and inventive, and the recreation room seems the size of my city branch library. Best effects until the latest film, and even then I'd argue that some of these shots out-match it.

I'm confused. I have no idea if this is really good or just highly polished silliness. :S

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:11 ]
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NervousPete wrote:
've seen classic Tom Baker twelve episode plots with more urgency.


The longest Tom Baker stories are 6 episodes. You'd have to go back to The Dalek Masterplan with Bill Hartnell for a 12 parter and that doesn't exist anymore.

Author:  NervousPete [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:19 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
NervousPete wrote:
've seen classic Tom Baker twelve episode plots with more urgency.


The longest Tom Baker stories are 6 episodes. You'd have to go back to The Dalek Masterplan with Bill Hartnell for a 12 parter and that doesn't exist anymore.


Damn it, sir! Poetic license!

:D

I never watch TV really anymore. I'm enjoying the delights of late night adverts now. They're fantastic. The Gay Exchange adverts that made me chuckle so much as a lad are back! (Or never went away.) Pumping-Arm-movement-dance guy has gone and been replaced by sinister Martin Freeman who lays on a sofa with a phone, waiting, waiting, sinisterly waiting with unbearable ice-blooded patience.

Now there's an advert for an Advanced Hair Loss treatment that's going on for ages. It too is great, featuring ex-cricketers extolling its virtues.

And now there's an immensely bad taste advert for a 'documentary' on that recent mass shooting in Cumbria. Creepy music, shock vox-pops and almost leering description. Leaves a bad taste in the mouth, C4!

Ahh, back to Star Trek. Revelation ahoy! They've met the 'baddy'.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
The 'baddy' V-Ger is the Voyager Probe. It wants to meet its 'creator'. I shall award this film infinite bananas if the machine's memory banks cite the creator as Sir Patrick Moore.

Author:  NervousPete [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:32 ]
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Damn impressive explosion! If you can call it that. This film looks more expensive than Return of the Jedi. Script needs several re-writes though. Finishes a bit abruptly.

Yay! Alexander Courage theme! And consultant Isaac Asimov?! Crikey. And effects by Douglas Trumball? That explains the lushness.

And done.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:47 ]
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Ah, the joys of sitting at work still with powder stains on my hands and the faint lingering smell of gunsmoke after another fun weekend broiling in woollen uniforms. I think my colleagues understand.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:56 ]
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I'd like to know what next door are building. There's been sounds of banging and drilling coming through the walls intermittently for about a month now.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:03 ]
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Dear everyone in the UK:
IF YOU'RE NOT OVERTAKING, MOVE TO THE LEFT!

Cunts.

Author:  The Rev Owen [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:07 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Dear everyone in the UK:
IF YOU'RE NOT OVERTAKING, MOVE TO THE LEFT!

Cunts.


:this: :this: :this: :this: :this: :this: :this: :this:

Yesterday was fucking appalling on the motorways for people going the same speed (or even more fucking slowly) than the traffic in the lane to their left. I got quite angry on the M11 and M25.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:10 ]
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I was on the M11 too, at around 7:30 - 8:30pm.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:11 ]
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The traffic exiting the MotoGP to head south on the M40 was a pain as it's clearly a good idea to queue RIGHT OVER THE ROUNDABOUT so anyone heading north to turn down the B4100 towards Bicester cannot make that turn. But I was only delayed briefly, so it wan't a big deal.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:14 ]
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I forgot to avoid the M40 last night after warning others that it might be crowded. By 21:00 Junction 10 (the Silverstone one) wasn't too bad, but still pretty slow.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:19 ]
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Kern wrote:
I forgot to avoid the M40 last night after warning others that it might be crowded. By 21:00 Junction 10 (the Silverstone one) wasn't too bad, but still pretty slow.


The A41 on bank holidays/summer weekends is always terrible as well. Due to Bicester cunting Village. In which, apparently, the shops pay their rent as a %age of turnover. I hate that place.

Author:  Zio [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:19 ]
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Star Trek The Motion Picture is lovely to look at. I recently got the first six movies on BluRay and that makes it even lovlier - visually, it's easily the best of the whole lot, except the new one. Even then, ST:TMP makes more of the size and grandness of the Enterprise than the new one can muster.

But, my God, the plot! It's not that it's a bad story, it's just that it's one that could easily have been told over the course of 30 mins. The remaining two hours or so of movie are just endless special effects shots. Someone, somewhere along the lines got confused and thought they were remaking 2001: A Space Odyssey rather than a movie based on Star Trek. And yeah, the Shat is bad in the movie. To be fair, quite a long time had passed since he'd last been called to play Kirk, but it is very much like he'd totally forgotten how to do the part. And the whole thing is so serious, only McCoy ever presents any kind of comic relief and that is very minimal. Basically, the problem is that it's an okay Sci Fi movie, but a terrible Star Trek movie.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:28 ]
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Received a postcard from my yank friend with a 'Pony Express 150th Anniversary' frank on it, which was pretty neat. Apparently some people are retracing the route at the moment and stopped off at the museum in Wyoming where he's working. Of course, philately will get you-[BANG!]

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