Be Excellent To Each Other

Chips from a proper English chippie, with curry sauce on the top, with ketchup on the top = heaven.

Yeah, the Dome. It was in the King's Arms a few times, it was actually a nice night out with a good atmosphere. If it is still on, I might just have a wander; I'm moving back to Cumbria tomorrow. BeeX Northern Goth Club Meet!

WRONGNESS.

Curry sauce OR ketchup, you freak.

I can't imagine 24-hour Phil would bring much joy. I still worry about him, he never seemed like a terribly happy bunny.

Bless him, I do still worry about him from time-to-time, but I haven't seen him in about four years (and once in the last five). I still keep in touch with Ian every now and again. We always keep saying we'll resurrect Llamatron, but never follow up on it.

You really ought to, man. I recall you saying you lost touch with the drummer, or something?

Llamatron were never a patch on the mighty Vat Of Fat.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

FTFM. Or substitute the barbecue sauce for garlic mayonnaise.

The stuffed crusts from Domino's stuffed crust pizzas and garlic mayo. mmmm.

But with curry sauce *and* mushy peas! And plenty of vinegar and ketchup!

I struggle on half a single pack of fries. Utterly disgusting, and the main reason I don't ever choose KFC when in a junky mood (because I can't give up the meal bundle value, obviously).

That's because of all the sugar. Just like KFC beans.

There's an independent near us called Otto's that has rejigged its menu to include a 20 motherfucking inch option, which you get split into 8 ginormoslices, your choice of topping combination on each. £14.99, and a quid off with a permanent voucher fridge magnet. Not just big and cheap either, the toppings are delicious and good quality.

All of the above, stuck in a blender with a bottle of cider, mushed up liquid and drunk through a straw. Yum.

Hah, I would've loved a face-off gig. I lost touch with the drummer on purpose after he became a scrounging do-no-gooder.

We would have doomed your face off

We were more drone.

Rocket Joe's in Cardiff do some sort of comedy enormous rectangular pizza, at least 30" by 15". I've only ordered it once, when I had a gang of mates who helped me move house. Without knowing how big they were, we bought two; we barely ate one between five of us.

I think Metal Angel was there. Were you there? Can you vouch for this? I know MyFinger was but he has a terrible memory.

Memorably, they wouldn't fit in the passenger seat of my Metro (I had to put them in the boot) and held sideways they wouldn't fit down the corridor to my flat either (we had to turn they lengthways). One them was a hot pizza; it looked like it had the entire output of a medium sized jalepeno bush on it. I wish I had pictures.

Rcoket Joe's is still there? I think we used to buy two from there between 4 or 5 of us and it would be all we ate for days.

We had lyrics constructed from Alan Partridge quotes

I'll never forget sitting at my kit in the Old Angel, playing really really slowly, growling "IT'S AN EXTEEEEEEENDEEEEEEEER" at a bemused Cephalic Carnage.

Sorry, the king of all Pizza is only available in New Zealand or down my road.

https://www.hellpizza.co.uk//

The 'Grimm' pizza looks a bit unpleasant

You win.

Hah!

Some of their weird ones are excellent. Unlike some, on the all you can eat nights they use the real menu ones. It's glorious.

And packed as all fuck in there.

The Envy sounds great -- bacon, ham, mushrooms, onions, salami, pineapple. Pineapple goes really well salty and spicy meats like salami or pepperoni.

Edit -- ZOMG -- bacon, chorizo, ham, pepperoni, salami! OM NOM NOM. A wonderful, magical animal! I wonder if they deliver to South Wales.

I took my brother out for a pizza the other week. I had normal person's pizza - he chose for his toppings; sweetcorn, pineapple, and mince. Yes.

It would need pineapple adding though, yes. And perhaps black olives.

I don't particularly like olives but I do like black olives with chorizo. I've served that combination on sticks at parties and it always goes down well.

The site allows you to add and take away from any pizza, so you can do your clearly wrong evil ruining of that pizza.

I <3 them, hope they expand. The sides and drinks are well priced too, Beers are £2 each or 6 for £10 for instance. And the £3 dessert pizzas are acebest.

Was this when, having helped get all the stuff into your rented van, I then 'helped' empty your old flat's fridge by guzzling the bottle of wine within and scoffing an entire tub of glace cherries? If so, yes.



NB: Gaywood doesn't sound this Welsh when he talks.

We are pizza twins! Except for the small fact that I can't eat cheese.

Was that how the waiter brought it over?

Is that why I have to wash my soldier so thoroughly?

The next time you come round we should get Porky's (a new place here) to do us a pizza with chilli con carne instead of tomato sauce (drooling)

But that's got MINCE on it!

They also do bolognese sauce as an option. Clearly you two are not allowed to have any.

Not sure now. I think you're talking about the move from Taff Embankment to Claude Road -- the pizza incident was when we moved to Taff Embankment. I might not even have met you then, thinking on. I think it was just MyFinger and littler.

Unless, that was the same move, and we ate the pizza before moving and not afterward. Because I'm sure you were there and I'm sure we ate it in Taff Embankment, it was those bastard narrow stairs we couldn't fit the pizza up.

No, I don't mistype as often either.

There's a Porky's pizzeria in Pontypool, its been there for years. I wonder if they are branching out? Good on them if so.

It sounds brilliant to me. I was more referring to Mimi's previous comment about mince on pizza.

I get uncontrollable fits of laughter when reading the sun. Not for the news items, but for how they EMBOLDEN various words, especially the initial word in a sentence. It just makes me imagine some furiously rampant person is reading it aloud and as they are so OUTRAGED by the story they have to shout some words.

Maybe it is written in the form of a transcript from Comical Gnomes relaying the story in a pub? It might also explain some of the wordplay - a hangover from Excellent Punnery.

I blame you all...

(it was nicer than it looks.. honest)

That looks fucking lovely.

It was. £3.70 well spent.

What is that stuff all over it?

Garlic mayonnaise.

I got home to find a Domino's menu on the mat and it's pushed me over the edge. Pizza for tea!

I'm having Dopiaza, in about 10 minutes.

You bunch of fat, fat, fatties.