I still don't feel right
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| Author: | Guwuffle [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:57 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Aw, thanks, but I've already got it. You're my favourite new member now. Truly you are the man who has everything. (I probably should have noticed you added it to your wishlist in 2005 and clearly never revise it.) |
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| Author: | WTB [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:02 ] |
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Was this thread a cry for help? |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:03 ] |
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More painkillers than anything else, I think |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:18 ] |
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I still don't feel right
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| Author: | LewieP [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:22 ] |
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Lave wrote: Good luck with all that LewieP I hope it all works out for you! Thanks. It looks like it might be a "and they lived happilly ever after" scenario, but it's early days yet. |
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| Author: | Nik [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 15:08 ] |
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LewieP wrote: Lave wrote: Good luck with all that LewieP I hope it all works out for you! Thanks. It looks like it might be a "and they lived happilly ever after" scenario, but it's early days yet. Yes, good luck! Why not invite her on here, so we can find out what she's like? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 15:10 ] |
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If only she had a friend that wanted to know what the forum was like. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 15:10 ] |
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Grim... wrote: If only she had a friend that wanted to know what the forum was like. 
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| Author: | LewieP [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 15:27 ] |
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Nik wrote: Why not invite her on here, so we can find out what she's like? All in good time. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 18:26 ] |
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So this is how Grim...'s post count got so big. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 18:32 ] |
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Shin wrote: Awwww! And he puts kisses after texts now and again, bless him. That is an outrageous slur. I just accidentally hit the wrong part of the screen on the iPhone. Also, for Mimi, check dis shit:  A photo of my marriage certificate that is not altered, save for blurring out my ex-wife's name (for her privacy, natch). |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 19:21 ] |
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You signed your marriage certificate 'Gazchap'? You are my new hero 
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 21:04 ] |
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The registrar signed it for me, after asking me "how do you sign your name?". I guess she was expecting something close to my real name, but that'd be a lie as my signature does, in fact, read "GazChap". So I told her this and spelled it out for her. Had I known she was then going to write it on the bottom of the marriage certificate, I probably wouldn't have said it if I'm honest. Although it might have come in handy when getting the divorce put through - "GazChap, who's that then? Does he exist? Is he real?" 
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| Author: | Guwuffle [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 21:11 ] |
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Back with alcohol; I am drinking Vernay Terrasses de l'Empire Condrieu - it is quite nice but being the 2005 vintage a little past its best, what with Viogniers really benefiting from being drunk in the youthful exuberance stage of their life. Once this is gone I may go and find some Port to wash it down. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 21:16 ] |
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GazChap wrote: The registrar signed it for me, after asking me "how do you sign your name?". I guess she was expecting something close to my real name, but that'd be a lie as my signature does, in fact, read "GazChap". So I told her this and spelled it out for her. Had I known she was then going to write it on the bottom of the marriage certificate, I probably wouldn't have said it if I'm honest. Although it might have come in handy when getting the divorce put through - "GazChap, who's that then? Does he exist? Is he real?" I was going to ask if it could possibly have been used to get an annulment under any legal terms? |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 21:20 ] |
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Grim... wrote: If only she had a friend that wanted to know what the forum was like.
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:01 ] |
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Is it wrong that I have already ahd a pint of 7.0% lager this mroning? |
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| Author: | LewieP [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:47 ] |
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Just one? |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:51 ] |
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On my second now. It is a polish lager called Okocim, it is quite nice. |
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| Author: | Pod [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:54 ] |
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£50/m? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 17:26 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I was going to ask if it could possibly have been used to get an annulment under any legal terms? Probably not, as it has my real name on the certificate too (you can see it blurred at the very top of the photo) |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 17:34 ] |
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Oh, OK then. I still think you are verging on the heroic. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 17:45 ] |
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Well, if nothing else it makes for a moderately amusing anecdote 
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 22:56 ] |
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OOooh - yes. Present and correct. I can still type, though. [Everyone - "We wish you couldn't, though"] |
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| Author: | Guwuffle [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:07 ] |
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I am drunk again, hooray! Burgundy this time (Albert Morot Beaune Bressandes 2003, tres nice). As Harry Waugh put it - the first duty of wine is to be red, the second is to be Burgundy. Now do I want a glass of Port? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:17 ] |
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One always wants port. And Stilton. Goddamn it, why do I only have the stilton. Had a nice bot of Croix des Bardes earlier, which I'd not tried before. I'm usually wary of stuff on offer, but it was a reasonable drink. In the meantime Bombay Sapphire and tonic will do. |
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| Author: | Guwuffle [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:21 ] |
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Only Port here - throw the Stilton east good man and I'll hurl the fortified back in your direction. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:23 ] |
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Oh, heavens. I can't wait until it hits open fire time. There is nothing in Christendom as wonderful as an evening in front of a log fire drinking a decent Port and eating Stilton from oat crackers. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:33 ] |
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Tonight Matthew, I am mostly drinking tequila sunrises. They take so bloody long to make though. |
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| Author: | Guwuffle [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:35 ] |
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Port is much quicker, I walked down the stairs, opened the cupboard and there it was. It's not bad for basic ruby off our bin end list. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:36 ] |
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Hells has some Croft ruby in the cupboard that may start calling me inna bit. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:37 ] |
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I have brandy. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:38 ] |
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Ooh, good call. I have some cider brandy from Dorset what I done bought and not tried yet. Bostin. |
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| Author: | Guwuffle [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:40 ] |
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I'm getting worryingly tempted to go an find some grappa now, my head may end up hurting in the morning. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 23:40 ] |
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LET'S GET READY TO GRAP-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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| Author: | Myfinger [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 0:34 ] |
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I suspect the  will cause detriment to my golf tomorrow.... |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 0:36 ] |
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That stuff has some freaky billboard adverts. The faces, man. The faces. |
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| Author: | Myfinger [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 0:39 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: That stuff has some freaky billboard adverts. The faces, man. The faces. Which stuff? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 0:41 ] |
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Brahma, dude. THE FACES |
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| Author: | Myfinger [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 0:44 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: Brahma, dude. THE FACES Not seen them.... Their beer is good too when I am on world tour. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:59 ] |
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This is th weirdest beer advert  Drinking non-alcoholic beer, gives you skin like plastic and one giant hand! |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:18 ] |
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That's gross. I may go out and buy a bottle of red so I can have a glass to help me sleep tonight. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:56 ] |
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All the taste of beer without the effects! Don't see the point, personally. Might as well have a soft drink or something. It's like a smoker hanging around house fires and bonfires. All the joy of smoking, but without the nicotine! |
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| Author: | devilman [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 13:10 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Drinking non-alcoholic beer, gives you skin like plastic and one giant hand! Indeed.. it's absurd. *orders a dozen crates* |
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| Author: | Kern [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 13:33 ] |
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Looks like it makes you pregnant too |
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| Author: | Malc [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 13:34 ] |
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Kern wrote: Looks like it makes you pregnant too That's just a beer belly. Malc |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:06 ] |
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That ad's not nice  I had one Smirnoff ice and a double JD's and coke...I think I'm ill. I haven't been out drinking properly for a while
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| Author: | Scarysheep3000 [ Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:35 ] |
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I've lost my ability to drink, having semi-given it up 18 months ago. Went out last night, had a few pints and a couple of bottles, what I would've considered to be a very light evening's drinking a couple of years ago, and I have a bastard of a headache today. Oh no! I am getting old! |
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