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Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:29 ]
Post subject:  BALDY
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7431092.stm

For any of the baldies out there, or near-baldies, or thinning baldies, what do your reckon of this? If, as the article suggets, you might be able to eventually replace your bald bits with real hair that doesn't make you look like a twat, would you do it?

As a hair-receding-already-at-age-25 man, I'm not too sure. I don't give much of an arse about losing hair because it's something you can't do anything about. I wonder if I'd change my mind (or head, ho!) if there was something you could do about it.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:30 ]
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I suffer from male pattern baldness. I shave my head. It makes me look fearsome! GRRR!
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:31 ]
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Receding hairlines look great on men. Trufax. I have always wanted to have hair like, for instance, Bob Mortimer. However, my locks stay stubbornly attached to my fully be-haired head.
Author:  myp [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:31 ]
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I'd be sad if I lost my lovely, flowing locks.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:31 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
I... look fearsome!
I can confirm that this is correct, having received a mugshot over Live yesterday.
Author:  myp [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:32 ]
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He looks like what he is: a bowling ball with fungal problems.
Author:  Cras [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:33 ]
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I'd be far more interested in them finding a way for me to painlessly stop hair growing on my cheeks, so I wouldn't have to bother shaving.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:33 ]
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I do often wonder what you internet weirdos look like. I tried super-imposing Gaywood's avatar onto his driving licence earlier but I was no better off. All I know for sure is that he must live in Wales, because he has the standard stupid-pointless welsh translation which is an annoying Wales trait that I once suffered.
Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:34 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
As a hair-receding-already-at-age-25 man


You're only 25?
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:35 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
I tried super-imposing Gaywood's avatar onto his driving licence earlier but I was no better off.
There are better pics of me on flickr, e.g.

Image
OM NOM NOM NOM

Quote:
All I know for sure is that he must live in Wales, because he has the standard stupid-pointless welsh translation which is an annoying Wales trait that I once suffered.
Which Welsh translation is this now?
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:36 ]
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Indeed so, but evidently look older. I was clocked at 'at least 30' the other day by someone. Mildly dissapointing because I've barely abused my body with any drugs or alcohol. Psssh.
Quote:
Which Welsh translation is this now?

That pic is terrifying. I was referring to the translation on the driving licence. Massively pointless. The only way I could get rid of it was to move to England.
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:37 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Indeed so, but evidently look older. I was clocked at 'at least 30' the other day by someone. Mildly dissapointing because I've barely abused my body with any drugs or alcohol. Psssh.

Makes you wish you had, now, eh? :)
Author:  Sheepeh [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:38 ]
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EVERYONE who guesses my age guesses 27 to 29. I'm 23!!

However, this does help in picking up the MILFs. Oh yes, indeedy.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:38 ]
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No way Chris, snooty moral highground FTW, even if I look like a run-over badger.
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:39 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
No way Chris, snooty moral highground FTW, even if I look like a run-over badger.


Heh.

I went the other way. Booze and food, and look like a young healthy ascetic.

Sort of.
Author:  devilman [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:39 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Indeed so, but evidently look older. I was clocked at 'at least 30' the other day by someone.


Someone guessed 'early thirties' to me about 10 years ago. Now I actually am in my in early thirties, I probably look 50 now. Although I do have no problems with my hair-growing skills.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:41 ]
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I win. People often peg me as 18 or 19.

I'm 26.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:41 ]
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You're all woefully off topic already. The question was, would you get your hair cultivated and regrown if viable?
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:42 ]
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myoptika wrote:
He looks like what he is: a bowling ball with fungal problems.


STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY HOLEZ LOL!
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:42 ]
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I'm starting to thin on top.

Which is a bit worrying, as I'm a long-haired freak.

So do I have it all cut off and go all short-haired, or do I hope I can somehow pull off the "long hair with little up top" look? It can work, but I fear I may end up looking more like Terry Nutkins than George Carlin.

Right now I'm trying to decide whether to get my hair all cut off or not. My wife likes the long hair and would like me to keep it, even with the thinning hair issue, but I'm just not sure.

It's not really noticeable yet and I always wear a hat when outside, but it's about time I made a decision.

My beard is starting to feature a few too many grey hairs now, too, though none have appeared in my head hair as yet.
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:42 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
You're all woefully off topic already. The question was, would you get your hair cultivated and regrown if viable?


No.

See above comment re Bob Mortimer.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:43 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
You're all woefully off topic already. The question was, would you get your hair cultivated and regrown if viable?


No. I achieve the Kerry King look quite admirably.

Image
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:43 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
You're all woefully off topic already. The question was, would you get your hair cultivated and regrown if viable?


If viable and on the NHS, possibly. I'm not paying money for vanity hair, though.
Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:43 ]
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I'm an Eggshell blonde. I like the fact that haircare for me entails 5 mins Wahling every week.

I'm used to, and like my appearance, I think I'd look freakish with hair now.
Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:44 ]
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Image

TAKE TWO BOTTLES INTO THE SHOWER, NOT ME
Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:44 ]
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In some ways I wouldn't mind the ability to grow a beard. In other ways, I'm quite happy really, rarely having to shave. And even if I wasn't, I don't think I'd want that treatment anything to do with needles.

I have no problem with baldness though.
Author:  Cras [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:45 ]
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Sheepeh wrote:
EVERYONE who guesses my age guesses 27 to 29. I'm 23!!

However, this does help in picking up the MILFs. Oh yes, indeedy.


I bet you're delighted that nature gave you the looks ideal for picking up MILFs, rather than ones ideal for picking up 19 year olds.
Author:  GazChap [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:45 ]
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When I was a teenager, people always used to say that I looked older than my actual age. I can only hope this has carried through now that I'm 24, I don't want to look like a young'un.
Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:45 ]
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I had a goatee yesterday, not now though.
Author:  Sheepeh [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:46 ]
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I'm not complaining. The clue's in the name.
Author:  devilman [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:46 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
You're all woefully off topic already. The question was, would you get your hair cultivated and regrown if viable?


Nope. I'd just let it run its natural course (down the plughole). It's either that or shave it all off but that really wouldn't suit me as my head looks big enough as it is without me drawing more attention to it.
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:46 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
In some ways I wouldn't mind the ability to grow a beard. In other ways, I'm quite happy really, rarely having to shave. And even if I wasn't, I don't think I'd want that treatment anything to do with needles.

I have no problem with baldness though.


Mr Dave's ideal lady, yesterday:

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Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:47 ]
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I think I look a few years younger than I am (23), but I don't get asked for ID these days, so fuck it.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:47 ]
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I have a vision of Dave looking like a little kid now, and of Dimrill looking like a proper serial killer. I'm more of the Patrick Bateman kind. I look generally dashing and exfoliate, but that doesn't mean I won't drop a chainsaw on your head from 3 flights up.

gf likes the stubble that germinates two hours after shaving, and would like to see me with a beard 'at some point', but I suspect I'd look like a twat*.



* yes, even moreso than now.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:48 ]
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I suppose you din't see me in last months Edge then... page 113 folks.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:49 ]
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I'm 30 now and I might look it these days, I dunno really. My hair receeded a bit when I was in my early 20s (back when I had a ponytail halfway down my back) but doesn't seem to have gotten any worse since then. If it does receed further at some point I will go down the shave-it-off road I think. I'd keep the goatee though. Last time I shaved it off I looked about 12.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:52 ]
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Mr Gnomes wrote:
and of Dimrill looking like a proper serial killer.


Decide for yourself... he has a biscuit.
Author:  Tmuk [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:54 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Indeed so, but evidently look older. I was clocked at 'at least 30' the other day by someone. Mildly dissapointing because I've barely abused my body with any drugs or alcohol. Psssh.


Hahaha! I'm also 25 and I got I.D'd buying alcohol from Tesco's the other week! And can you guess what else?
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:55 ]
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I cannot, tell me.
Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:56 ]
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Tmuk wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
Indeed so, but evidently look older. I was clocked at 'at least 30' the other day by someone. Mildly dissapointing because I've barely abused my body with any drugs or alcohol. Psssh.


Hahaha! I'm also 25 and I got I.D'd buying alcohol from Tesco's the other week! And can you guess what else?


Kitchen Knife
Author:  Tmuk [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 15:59 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
I cannot, tell me.


I've done LOADS of drugs!!
Author:  Derek Joists [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:16 ]
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As I'm a fat bloke with long hair that's heading towads receding, I can pull off the "roadie for Saxon" look quite well. I think I'll stick with it for now, even if the choice was there.

Also, if it goes any further, it would be impossible to have said treatment without everyone seeing that, one week I was receding and the next week not. Which would frankly make me look a bit of a tool.

Also, a receding hairline give the perfect opportunity to experiment with hats.

I usually get told I look a bit younger than I am (30), until the hat comes off...
Author:  Trousers [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:25 ]
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I'm 38 and have the same stupidly thin patch of hair on my scalp that I have had since my early twenties.

It's not "comb over" thin but I can get sunburnt on my swede if I'm not careful. I keep thinking about shaving the lot off but am scared my head will be a funny shape.
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:27 ]
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All heads are funny shapes.

Honestly, if you concentrate on anyone's head hard enough, it's amazing how incongrous they look, the big things sat on top of their stalks. And heads are invariably longer than you think, too. We all basically look like short headed Aliens from Aliens, with flesh.

Just me then? Okey doke.
Author:  Tmuk [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:30 ]
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I've got a mortal fear of going bald because I've got a freakish dent/ bump on the back of my head. I've never seen what it looks like, maybe it wouldn't be as hideous or noticeable as it feels, but I'd rather not find out. Thankfully it seems that baldness in my family starts from the front, but even that's a small relief because I've also got a hard lump of god-knows-what just above my hairline.
Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:35 ]
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I am 30, but often get mistaken for someone merely in my late twenties. My hair is slightly receding, but people often think it is receding heavily. Little do they know, I just have a naturally large forehead (and oh, wasn't THAT fun at school).

It'll bugger off eventually. Not sure what I'll do then.
Author:  pupil [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:38 ]
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Yeah, fuck it, I'd have this treatment (I reckon I'll desperately need it in another 10 years), but I would insist that they inject tons of cells into my head so I got loads of mega thick hair, then I could grow back my big long dreads again but this time have twice as many big fat ones! :) Ooh, and a load into my face as well so I could grow a proper decent ZZ Top style beard, oh yeah!
Author:  devilman [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:39 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
I am 30, but often get mistaken for someone merely in my late twenties. My hair is slightly receding, but people often think it is receding heavily. Little do they know, I just have a naturally large forehead (and oh, wasn't THAT fun at school).


Most of my exercise books ended up with scribbled cartoons of me as Frankenstein..
Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:41 ]
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pupil wrote:
then I could grow back my big long dreads


Why don't you just buy a mop, let me rub my armpits on it for a year then glue it on? Save you a lot of bother. ;)
Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 16:41 ]
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pupil wrote:
Yeah, fuck it, I'd have this treatment (I reckon I'll desperately need it in another 10 years), but I would insist that they inject tons of cells into my head so I got loads of mega thick hair, then I could grow back my big long dreads again but this time have twice as many big fat ones! :) Ooh, and a load into my face as well so I could grow a proper decent ZZ Top style beard, oh yeah!


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Pupil, in 10 years, when the treatment affects everywhere but his head.
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