Be Excellent To Each Other

Since we have a lot of junk food connasers on here, what would fill you with the most glee were you to suddenly find a surprise parcel landing on your doorstep?

I would have always said Minstrels, but I haven't had any for ages!

Now I am back on my pills I can have no chocolaty goodness. (Though I have been having the odd Penguin for "dessert" after meals. A little naughty, but they're small enough that I can just about get away with it.)

But if I were to have a big, proper chocolate bar, I would love a Double Decker.

Penny sweets and pick n mix, sherbet dib-dabs and those sweets on elastic that you can put around your nexk. Also, those long pencil things that are made of different coloured fruit liquorice, but have a soft centre running through them. All jelly sweets and foam bananas.

A proper pocket money banquet! Ooh, and midget gems!

Stuff that you could put in a bowl and it last for ages!*








(*An hour or so)

A big box of Refreshers would be quite nice. But I think I'd go for York Fruits. Or something juicy and fruity.

I remain more of a savoury person, however.

Biscuit & Raisen Yorkies please. A little bag of fizzy cola bottles, oh and a box of Spicey Tomato Snaps.

I really, really shouldn't be reading this thread.

Oh, I love those, and the jelly shapes from Lidls. They make me far too hyper, though...

Cheers!

And I'll bring you some made-in-stafford choccy treats!

probably haribo, since I havent been able to have them since I turned veggie. although I heard there was halal haribo but Ive never seen any.

I sent Grim... sweets a while ago, ask him what was in them.

Oh there is! I am sure they sell them at Asda in Wembley Park. I'm going up there tomorrow to get some milk and go to the bank. If I find some I will get some and PM you and send some in the post

I remember Halal Cool J rapping at the launch.

awww, dont worry about that, Ill properly be able get them in my town if I actually went looking for them properly, we've got quite a large asian population for a town anyway, Im sure I'll find some somewhere.

I bet it was heroin you crazy scamp.

You are me and I claim my packet of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch.

I love these:

http://www.jellybelly-uk.com/pages/menu/menu_flavours.shtml

...although there's an overabundance of peach flavoured ones in the bags I've ordered.

I like Ruffle bars, Caramac, Toffee Crisp and Snickers occasionally

Ow, I could bathe in Jelly belly beans, they are so lovely, but so expensive. You can get boxes of them in Marks and Sparkles now, which though they don't have all of the flavours are a more affordable way of enjoying them.
What is a 'Ruffle' bar, DB? I googled it but didn't find anything.

Flying Saucers.

The parcel would be so suspiciously light, but I'd find it hard not to have a beaming smile when I opened it.

Om nom nom nom.

Oh yes! Flying saucers sweets! They're great! My grandad always used to bring some of those home for me when I was little



Joyous!

Piece of advice.

Cybercandy near leicester square tube.

It's safest for us all if you never go there.

I was thinking about these this morning! Mmmmm, love 'em.

...and now I love Dudley too!

For me, it would either be nougat, rainbow drops, or marzipan. I could live off all three.

Fizzy cola bottles or, at a push Haribo Tangfastics.

I love fizzy cola bottles, but I can almost feel my teeth dissolving

I really am not a sweet fan in any form, or wasn't until a friend came back from Hawaii with a box of chocolate coated macadamias. Now I'm addicted to the things.

OOoooh - and we used to have these hard sourball things at school. We used to have competitions to see how many of them people could stand to have in their mouth at once. I managed about 10 of the things, but couldn't taste any food for several days afterwards.

Sigh.

Happy days.

Sherbert Dip Dab, or maybe the biscuity Dairy Milk.

I have decided upon pink and white chocolate mice.

Good choice, Gj - you can make a Viva Pinata Panorama out of them before you om nom nom them

Anyone remember Space Dust? Small fragments of god-knows-what which literally exploded on your tongue? I think they banned it in the end.

That stuff had... uses.

Yes, and you can still buy it.

I think the idea that they banned it came about after a childhood urban myth that some kid ate some with some cola and his head exploded, or some such sillyness i think it was called 'Fizz Whizz' in the UK.

EDIT: Mr Chris - whaaaa?

I liked "Nerds", I think they were withdrawn from the market for a while though due to having psychosis-causing levels of sourness chemical in them.

Also yes, what uses?

Nerds! Them's the things we used to have competitions with, and caused my temporary loss of my sense of taste. They were bonkers sour.

Yes. Uses. I can't say any more.

Who else is imagining Mr Chris with his willy in a bowl of popping candy?

ATGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



<vomits>

Mimi, NO NO NO. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.

AGHJ

You're a very naughty, and incorrect, lady, Mimi. For shame.

*mental note: Mr Chris can get 10 balls in his mouth*

I am now.

And because I don't know what Mr Chris looks like, I'm imagining he is Skeletor. And He-Man has just walked in. And Skeletor/Mr Chris has a wide-eyed cartoon expression on his face that's a mix of shock, embarrassment and anger.

Luckily, his willy is buried deep in the bowl, so I don't have to imagine what on earth Skeletor's willy would look like. Logic would suggest that he doesn't have one, but he must do, because it's in the bowl of popping candy.

Maybe that's the only way he can feel anything down there any more.

Oh shit. And now He-Man has got his willy out (it's HUGE) and put it in the bowl of popping candy and they're rubbing their willies together in the bowl without making eye contact.

Thanks Mimi.

new York accent:

"I'm fucking dis custard"

You need help, Owen. Here, have some popping candy.

- Mr Chris, yesterday