I've described the problem in the topic title! The drive when told to eject makes some sick whirring noise, but doesn't spit out the disc. I'm quite concerned now.

The disc is a DVD given away by a newspaper. Hope those aren't pressed on flimsy, Mac-damaging plastic.

So, what would be the most sensible thing to do now? Short of calling Apple's help line, as the telephone has been cut off.

Try restarting and holding down the mouse button until the DVD ejects (assuming it does).

It's an Intel Mac Mini.

Tried typing "drutil tray eject" on Terminal - nothing.

It makes the groaning noise like it's trying to eject the disc, but the disc doesn't get ejected.

I'm not taking apart myself, I wouldn't attempt that with my lack of knowledge. Doesn't look like it's possible anyway as there's no screws.

Craig: seems like it is fucked, yes. Nearest shop is an hour's train ride away unfortunately. I'll ask around first.

Chinny and Mimi: I've never opened a computer before,

So... have you tried either of my simple, practical suggestion both boasting years of success? I mean, it sounds like the 'restart finder and eject' thing won't work, but you could always try the card in the slot thing before giving up...

Try C4.