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I am more scared of CG wiping out half of the country

I am more scared of CG wiping out half of the country than I am of their nebulous threats...

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Hello Madam, my name is George Agdgdgwendo. It appears that your bank owes you $47,000,000.00 UG etc

I waited twenty minutes before posting. What happens?

One limb is removed.

I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people,celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there's no actualchicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made themchange their name to KFC).

Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he gotout of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to prevent aglobal disaster in which all of the computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadershipof Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mailto everyone I know.)

The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report hismissing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is,the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him ane-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for 10people only you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poorguy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.

Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you willreceive 4 green M&Ms - if you don't, the owner of Proctor and Gamblewill report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck:you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, yourspouse/mate will develop a skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.

The newest one that annoys me is those wall posts on FaceBook that say "Forward this and you'll be amazed what will happen" as if the picture of a cat or paragraph of text will suddenly change into a dancing pair of tits or a piece of talking cheese.

It's like watching a strange Japanese video then expecting your phone to ring.

This has actually happened to me, though. As soon as Ringu ended.

I turned the TV in my bedroom round to face the wall that night.

I couldn't post in here earlier as I was pressing Alt-F4 like the forward in Facebook told me to see who viewed my profile most, but my browser just kept on closing which made it impossible.

I take it nothing came out and attacked you?

If so, then this proves that turning a TV against the wall will stop strange Japanese girls coming out of it! If only they'd thought of this in the Ring then there wouldn't have been a need for them to make The Ring 2.