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Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:16 ]
Post subject:  What would you do?

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Well?

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

The number of victims suggest I should feed the hungry. However, the number of people that I know that die of starvation is zero, so I'll be selfish and cure cancer.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

Cure cancer = More Hungry people

Author:  markg [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

I'd kick him in the nuts and grab them both.

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:19 ]
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Feed the hungry = more people dying of cancer

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

There is plenty enough food in the world to feed everyone*, so cure cancer.


*unevenly distributed

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:20 ]
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Feed the hungry. One of the starving orphans saved will go on to cure cancer.

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:22 ]
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MaliA wrote:
There is plenty enough food in the world to feed everyone*, so cure cancer.


*unevenly distributed

And how would you ensure even distribution of food? Perhaps that's what's going to happen here if you choose that option.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

Hire someone else to make that sort of decision for me because I'm busy right now CLIMBING A MISSILE AS IT FLIES INTO SPACE SO I CAN DISARM IT AND SAVE THE WORLD AND SHIT WHILE AEROSMITH IS PLAYING

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

It doesn't matter - the aliens invade 5 minutes after that and

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
The earth is destroyed after another hour or so.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:24 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Feed the hungry. One of the starving orphans saved will go on to cure cancer.

But the millions of people saved would probably tank the environment.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

Cras wrote:
Hire someone else to make that sort of decision for me because I'm busy right now CLIMBING A MISSILE AS IT FLIES INTO SPACE SO I CAN DISARM IT AND SAVE THE WORLD AND SHIT WHILE AEROSMITH IS PLAYING


Greatest opening of a video game ever.

Author:  markg [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

To be pedantic die of starvation would be a better option. Being hungry sometimes is both normal and healthy.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

zaphod79 wrote:
It doesn't matter - the aliens invade 5 minutes after that and

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
The earth is destroyed after another hour or so.

Thereby solving both problems

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

I wouldn;t fuck cancer. STIs, dude.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

Cure cancer and introduce Soylent Green (or Red, if you prefer).

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:37 ]
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I picked cure cancer when I played it but then I got a dubstep gun so gave zero shits about anything apart from my gun after that.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 16:48 ]
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What game is it?

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 16:51 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
What game is it?

Saints Row 4.

Observe one of the best moments in gaming history:

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 17:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

Lonewolves wrote:
MaliA wrote:
There is plenty enough food in the world to feed everyone*, so cure cancer.


*unevenly distributed

And how would you ensure even distribution of food? Perhaps that's what's going to happen here if you choose that option.


That's someone else's problem.

Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 20:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: What would you do?

markg wrote:
I'd kick him in the nuts and grab them both.


One nut in each hand?

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 22:50 ]
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I'd throw the fat man in front of the mine cart.

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:36 ]
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I'd throw the fat man on top of the grenade before jumping through the (conveniently wide open) window of a passing vehicle, landing in the passenger seat and making my escape while 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX & UK Apache blares out through the speakers.

Also, would cure cancer - despite it putting a lot of my friends & colleagues in cancer research out of a job. They're smart so maybe they could cure other things instead or even fix world hunger. Even though I'm really a bit of a bum, there would probably be enough other stuff going on that my job would probably be OK for a while.

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