Be Excellent To Each Other :: View topic - Group B

Okay, before I open up my customary can of whoop-ass, I'd just like to ask the inhabitants of Group B how, blessed with such an awesome topic as "Crimes Against Music" NONE OF YOU could manage to pick cunting Lady in fucking Red by bastard Chris de shitting Burgh? EPIC FUCKING FAIL.
*cough*
Anyway, on with the show...

Hale & Pace - I can only think that the person who picked this was the second person to nominate Poison, and so therefore had to scart around at the very last minute looking for a replacement track. Either that or they really hate Hale & Pace. The truth is, of course, that there's really very little wrong with this track, and it features lots of celebrities looking like berks, which is pretty much what they're supposed to be there for in the first place.

Mr Blobby - Better. It's irritating and it has a thunderously annoying main character, but... it's just not bad enough. Seriously - Clive Dunn, the St Winifred's School Choir, "It's 'orrible being in love when you're eight an an 'alf" - all much, much worse than this.

Poison - No. It's a dreadful song, but it could be replaced by any number of others; Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Achy Breaky fucking Heart. Bad, yes, but not really a crime against music.

The Shaggs - Christ on a motherfucking, jam covered submarine! What the hell is this? I don't mean to be politically incorrect here, but were they in any way "special"? No, according to Wikipedia. Hmm, apparently the big W mentions that they're actually hailed as geniuses by various people in the music industry. Which just goes to show what a shower of cunts the music industry is. Seriously, I could whack my todger against a biscuit tin lid and strategically moo for two and a half minutes and it would sound better than this. Undoubtedly the winner.

Vanilla - Good Lord. I'd like to thank the submitter of this "gem" for reminding me of its existence. Yes, this is definitely a crime against music, no matter how cute the auburn-haired one is. Two points.

So, The Shaggs win it by a mile, Vanilla take the silver medal and... ooh, I'll give the single point to blobbity blobbity blob I think.

Seriously though - no monobrowed, bowl-cutted tosser? For shame...

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 0:14 ]
Post subject:	Group B - Week 4
Hale And Pace And The Stonkers - The Stonk Mr Blobby - The Blobby Song Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn (Cunt - ed.) The Shaggs - My Pal Foot Vanilla - No Way, No Way NOTE - You are voting for the worst song in this group.

Author:	Grim... [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 0:17 ]
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Fucking Hell. Tough choice. It can't be Stonk, as it has pelvic thrusting Paul Daniels. That "Foot" song is bad. Hmm.

Author:	Alarm [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 0:18 ]
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Good to see Poison here.

Author:	TheVision [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 0:27 ]
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I had a feeling "Every Rose has it's thorn" would turn up...

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 0:29 ]
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Two people nominated it

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Author:	Alarm [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 0:32 ]
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They could have submitted that Miley Cirus cover version.

Author:	Mark X [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:17 ]
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Aw, I was planning on doing a "pick the worst song" theme if/when I got to pick the Group D theme. Except, of course, my choices have been far too excellent for me to ever finish last. I remember hearing a lot of rumours about that Vanilla song being part of a Chris Morris-devised hoax around the time of its original release. All untrue, it was just a tremendously awful song that sneaked into the charts when no-one was looking, though I wouldn't be surprised to find it was some kind of music 1994-Fantastic-Four-movie-type ashcan copy.

Author:	Mr Russell [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:03 ]
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So should I still vote for my fave.... or the worst track? Because I bloody love the Stonk.

Author:	Trooper [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:37 ]
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Vanilla is bloody great, you heathens!

Author:	Pundabaya [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:49 ]
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If there's any justice in the world then Poison should run away with this... all the others are crap, but knowingly so. Poison is fucking terrible, and deadly serious.

Author:	TheVision [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:07 ]
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I too love the Stonk but haven't heard it in ages. I'd feel bad giving it any points though, it is for charity after all.

Author:	Derek The Halls [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 13:01 ]
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Trooper wrote: Vanilla is bloody great, you heathens! Also My Pal Foot Foot is brilliant! Poison it is then.

Author:	ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 15:13 ]
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Craster wrote: Two people nominated it

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 15:14 ]
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Including the pleb that came up with the theme then waited another five days to submit a song.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:31 ]
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The shaggs. Horrible cheap sounding instruments. Check. No understanding of musical time. Check. No understanding of pitch. Check. No ability to play with each other. Check. It's really, really bad. And now it's stuck in my head. ThanThanks

Author:	Runcle [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:33 ]
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I'm starting to really like the Shaggs the more I listen to it. This one especially, probably because there's no drums.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 13:02 ]
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Malc74 wrote: no matter how cute the auburn-haired one is Because of this, I rewatched the video. She is indeed cute... but GOOD GOD TEAR OFF MY EARS AND BURN THEM IN THE CLEANSING FIRE OF HADES

Author:	kalmar [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:48 ]
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Dammit, why didn't someone nominate that, it would've won Err, I expect.

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 15:25 ]
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Was I that pleb? If so, shut fuck up

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 15:26 ]
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No. APoD was.

Author:	Bobbyaro [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 19:04 ]
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TheVision wrote: I had a feeling "Every Rose has it's thorn" would turn up... I have a feeling it may turn up every week!

Author:	TheVision [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 20:20 ]
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And I thought Meg White was a bad drummer! The Shaggs gets my vote.

Author:	Zardoz [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 18:26 ]
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The Shaggs are diabolical. Well done.

Author:	Malc74 [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:03 ]
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Okay, before I open up my customary can of whoop-ass, I'd just like to ask the inhabitants of Group B how, blessed with such an awesome topic as "Crimes Against Music" NONE OF YOU could manage to pick cunting Lady in fucking Red by bastard Chris de shitting Burgh? EPIC FUCKING FAIL. cough Anyway, on with the show... Hale & Pace - I can only think that the person who picked this was the second person to nominate Poison, and so therefore had to scart around at the very last minute looking for a replacement track. Either that or they really hate Hale & Pace. The truth is, of course, that there's really very little wrong with this track, and it features lots of celebrities looking like berks, which is pretty much what they're supposed to be there for in the first place. Mr Blobby - Better. It's irritating and it has a thunderously annoying main character, but... it's just not bad enough. Seriously - Clive Dunn, the St Winifred's School Choir, "It's 'orrible being in love when you're eight an an 'alf" - all much, much worse than this. Poison - No. It's a dreadful song, but it could be replaced by any number of others; Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Achy Breaky fucking Heart. Bad, yes, but not really a crime against music. The Shaggs - Christ on a motherfucking, jam covered submarine! What the hell is this? I don't mean to be politically incorrect here, but were they in any way "special"? No, according to Wikipedia. Hmm, apparently the big W mentions that they're actually hailed as geniuses by various people in the music industry. Which just goes to show what a shower of cunts the music industry is. Seriously, I could whack my todger against a biscuit tin lid and strategically moo for two and a half minutes and it would sound better than this. Undoubtedly the winner. Vanilla - Good Lord. I'd like to thank the submitter of this "gem" for reminding me of its existence. Yes, this is definitely a crime against music, no matter how cute the auburn-haired one is. Two points. So, The Shaggs win it by a mile, Vanilla take the silver medal and... ooh, I'll give the single point to blobbity blobbity blob I think. Seriously though - no monobrowed, bowl-cutted tosser? For shame...

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:14 ]
Post subject:	Re: Group B - Week 4
Malc74 wrote: Seriously though - no monobrowed, bowl-cutted tosser? For shame... I thought Throughsilver would be taking part too.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:21 ]
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Malc74 wrote: Okay, before I open up my customary can of whoop-ass, I'd just like to ask the inhabitants of Group B how, blessed with such an awesome topic as "Crimes Against Music" NONE OF YOU could manage to pick cunting Lady in fucking Red by bastard Chris de shitting Burgh? EPIC FUCKING FAIL. cough Anyway, on with the show... Hale & Pace - I can only think that the person who picked this was the second person to nominate Poison, and so therefore had to scart around at the very last minute looking for a replacement track. Either that or they really hate Hale & Pace. The truth is, of course, that there's really very little wrong with this track, and it features lots of celebrities looking like berks, which is pretty much what they're supposed to be there for in the first place. Mr Blobby - Better. It's irritating and it has a thunderously annoying main character, but... it's just not bad enough. Seriously - Clive Dunn, the St Winifred's School Choir, "It's 'orrible being in love when you're eight an an 'alf" - all much, much worse than this. Poison - No. It's a dreadful song, but it could be replaced by any number of others; Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Achy Breaky fucking Heart. Bad, yes, but not really a crime against music. The Shaggs - Christ on a motherfucking, jam covered submarine! What the hell is this? I don't mean to be politically incorrect here, but were they in any way "special"? No, according to Wikipedia. Hmm, apparently the big W mentions that they're actually hailed as geniuses by various people in the music industry. Which just goes to show what a shower of cunts the music industry is. Seriously, I could whack my todger against a biscuit tin lid and strategically moo for two and a half minutes and it would sound better than this. Undoubtedly the winner. Vanilla - Good Lord. I'd like to thank the submitter of this "gem" for reminding me of its existence. Yes, this is definitely a crime against music, no matter how cute the auburn-haired one is. Two points. So, The Shaggs win it by a mile, Vanilla take the silver medal and... ooh, I'll give the single point to blobbity blobbity blob I think. Seriously though - no monobrowed, bowl-cutted tosser? For shame... Pretty much my thougts. Although I cackhandedly voted in the wrong order an put blood by above the shaggs. In fairness though, the shaggs thought they were absolutely awful.

Author:	Alarm [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:41 ]
Post subject:	Re: Group B - Week 4
The Shaggs' song made me laugh, so I cannot vote for it.

Author:	Alarm [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:44 ]
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I voted for Poison, Vanilla (that is terrible) and Mr Blobby.

Author:	Malc74 [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 13:48 ]
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Zardoz wrote: Malc74 wrote: Seriously though - no monobrowed, bowl-cutted tosser? For shame... I thought Throughsilver would be taking part too. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 15:31 ]
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Malc74 wrote: Seriously, I could whack my todger against a biscuit tin lid and strategically moo for two and a half minutes and it would sound better than this. Undoubtedly the winner. Thanks for this mental image. I keep thinking about it and bursting out laughing. My colleagues now think I'm wrong in the head, and that's without them knowing I'm thinking on biscuit tin beating.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 15:33 ]
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That other Shaggs song is quite good

Author:	Cras [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 15:35 ]
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Malc74 wrote: I could whack my todger against a biscuit tin lid and strategically moo for two and a half minutes That's the week 7 theme then.

Author:	Mimi [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:04 ]
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Malc74 wrote: Zardoz wrote: Malc74 wrote: Seriously though - no monobrowed, bowl-cutted tosser? For shame... I thought Throughsilver would be taking part too. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. I actually laughed so much that I started to choke.

Author:	Curiosity [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 20:14 ]
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As bad as 'Every Rose' is, I can't give it points. The Shaggs for 3... bloody hell. This is clearly who The Fiery Furnaces were listening to. Vanilla for 2. Godawful. Blobby for... ah screw it, Poison for one. At least that's not intentionally bad. Also, The Stonk is awesome.

Author:	Derek The Halls [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:17 ]
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I've been listening to The Shaggs a lot since they were posted here. I love it!

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 13:27 ]
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DerekFME wrote: I've been listening to The Shaggs a lot since they were posted here. I love it! I must admit, they have grown on me too. Not the music, but the innocence of the songs I guess.

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